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[–] 37 points 2 years ago* (1 child)

"Objection, relevance?"

"Public interest."

(Though in my joke I meant his lawyer, instead of objecting, would entreat his client to answer the question)

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  • [–] 20 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    Ah, I understand now. [MODIFYING JOKE MATRIX TO ACCOMMODATE NEW INFORMATION]

    "Your honor, I need to fire my lawyer."

    "Mr Newell, no competent lawyer in this country would defend you on this point. If you do not answer the question I will hold you in contempt."

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