▲ 666 ▼ Court rules Gabe Newell must appear in person to testify in Steam anti-trust lawsuit (www.pcgamer.com) submitted 2 years ago by Goronmon@lemmy.world to c/games@lemmy.world 271 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 37 points 2 years ago* (1 child) "Objection, relevance?" "Public interest." (Though in my joke I meant his lawyer, instead of objecting, would entreat his client to answer the question) permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Excrubulent@slrpnk.net 20 points 2 years ago (3 children) Ah, I understand now. [MODIFYING JOKE MATRIX TO ACCOMMODATE NEW INFORMATION] "Your honor, I need to fire my lawyer." "Mr Newell, no competent lawyer in this country would defend you on this point. If you do not answer the question I will hold you in contempt." permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago (1 child) “Bailiff, seize him.” permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago* (1 child) *Half Life 3 drops from his pocket* "THAT'S NOT MINE" permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) “It’s actually all of yours. Check you computers, they all have Half Life 3 installed.” Gabe puts on a top hat, pulls out an umbrella and floats away. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Omniraptor@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago This is how we win permalink fedilink source parent [–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago Lmao this is great permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Excrubulent@slrpnk.net 20 points 2 years ago (3 children) Ah, I understand now. [MODIFYING JOKE MATRIX TO ACCOMMODATE NEW INFORMATION] "Your honor, I need to fire my lawyer." "Mr Newell, no competent lawyer in this country would defend you on this point. If you do not answer the question I will hold you in contempt." permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago (1 child) “Bailiff, seize him.” permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago* (1 child) *Half Life 3 drops from his pocket* "THAT'S NOT MINE" permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) “It’s actually all of yours. Check you computers, they all have Half Life 3 installed.” Gabe puts on a top hat, pulls out an umbrella and floats away. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Omniraptor@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago This is how we win permalink fedilink source parent [–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago Lmao this is great permalink fedilink source parent
[–] setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago (1 child) “Bailiff, seize him.” permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago* (1 child) *Half Life 3 drops from his pocket* "THAT'S NOT MINE" permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) “It’s actually all of yours. Check you computers, they all have Half Life 3 installed.” Gabe puts on a top hat, pulls out an umbrella and floats away. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago* (1 child) *Half Life 3 drops from his pocket* "THAT'S NOT MINE" permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) “It’s actually all of yours. Check you computers, they all have Half Life 3 installed.” Gabe puts on a top hat, pulls out an umbrella and floats away. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) “It’s actually all of yours. Check you computers, they all have Half Life 3 installed.” Gabe puts on a top hat, pulls out an umbrella and floats away. permalink fedilink source parent