Are there even any worthwhile games on it? I mean other than Nostalgiabait Racer #328.

I don't think there's a lot that could've prevented most of the current Switch 2 users from buying it. It's pure zealotry. There was an argument for Switch 1 since it was the only "big" handheld console at the time, but the Steam Deck threw open the market for better, more versatile, more powerful handhelds.