▲ 349 ▼ Poilievre vows to stay on as party leader for reasons of being otherwise unemployable (www.thebeaverton.com) submitted 1 year ago* by RandAlThor@lemmy.ca to c/canada@lemmy.ca 42 comments fedilink hide all child comments I don't see any rules on satire so I hope this post is ok. if not please remove, thanks!
[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 16 points 1 year ago (1 child) And I had to check the outlet for the headline. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] nik282000@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 year ago (3 children) Beaverton or not, it is true. No one wants to be known as the company that hired the failed trucker convoy pm. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] IrateAnteater@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 year ago (1 child) He for sure ends up spending the rest of his days in some shitty conservative think tank. Or Alberta provincial politics. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago Will fit right into the IDU. permalink fedilink source parent [–] SreudianFlip@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 year ago (1 child) I have hired and fired before. If someone came to me with a resume that slim, would they even get the interview… nah. He’s never made anything, his expertise is misleading rhetoric, so I guess if he were ever to get an actually productive job making things it would be advertising where he can VERB the NOUN all day. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] prodigalsorcerer@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 year ago Whatever he does next, it's entirely on name recognition - he won't need to submit a resume. Which is good for him, because like you said, his resume wouldn't even land him an interview. permalink fedilink source parent [–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 year ago Unfortunately, "nearly prime minister" means he fails upward now. Someone will hire him just for being who he is. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] nik282000@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 year ago (3 children) Beaverton or not, it is true. No one wants to be known as the company that hired the failed trucker convoy pm. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] IrateAnteater@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 year ago (1 child) He for sure ends up spending the rest of his days in some shitty conservative think tank. Or Alberta provincial politics. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago Will fit right into the IDU. permalink fedilink source parent [–] SreudianFlip@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 year ago (1 child) I have hired and fired before. If someone came to me with a resume that slim, would they even get the interview… nah. He’s never made anything, his expertise is misleading rhetoric, so I guess if he were ever to get an actually productive job making things it would be advertising where he can VERB the NOUN all day. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] prodigalsorcerer@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 year ago Whatever he does next, it's entirely on name recognition - he won't need to submit a resume. Which is good for him, because like you said, his resume wouldn't even land him an interview. permalink fedilink source parent [–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 year ago Unfortunately, "nearly prime minister" means he fails upward now. Someone will hire him just for being who he is. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] IrateAnteater@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 year ago (1 child) He for sure ends up spending the rest of his days in some shitty conservative think tank. Or Alberta provincial politics. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago Will fit right into the IDU. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago Will fit right into the IDU. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] SreudianFlip@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 year ago (1 child) I have hired and fired before. If someone came to me with a resume that slim, would they even get the interview… nah. He’s never made anything, his expertise is misleading rhetoric, so I guess if he were ever to get an actually productive job making things it would be advertising where he can VERB the NOUN all day. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] prodigalsorcerer@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 year ago Whatever he does next, it's entirely on name recognition - he won't need to submit a resume. Which is good for him, because like you said, his resume wouldn't even land him an interview. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] prodigalsorcerer@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 year ago Whatever he does next, it's entirely on name recognition - he won't need to submit a resume. Which is good for him, because like you said, his resume wouldn't even land him an interview. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 year ago Unfortunately, "nearly prime minister" means he fails upward now. Someone will hire him just for being who he is. permalink fedilink source parent