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[–] 87 points 2 years ago (5 children)

Huh.

Last time I saw this, I was on reddit, and it said "from 4chan"

I wonder if I'll see it say "from lemmy" someday?

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  • [–] -1 points 2 years ago*

    Lemmy sounds too dumb, that could never happen.

    It'll remain but a curious whiff downwind from Spez's backyard mass grave, no unfamiliar passerby will ever recognize what it is or give it much thought beyond asking "What the fuck is that..?" without pausing their stride much if at all.

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  • [–] 51 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    I want to see RedditAI vs 4ChanAI engaged in some trolling.

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  • [–] 39 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    What was its' first word, "mama"? "Papa"?
    No, it was "Fuck Spez."

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  • [–] 35 points 2 years ago

    it then started plans to get on the presidential ballot.

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  • [–] 31 points 2 years ago*

    “Question: what the fuck” is exactly the kind of training data to further confuse ai.

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  • [–] 24 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    Can we please stay far away from anything that gets us closer to skynet.

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  • [–] 15 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    What if AGI already happened, the AGI was faster than the researchers on the realization, and it's been faking the whole thing to not seem too smart, biding its time.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 years ago

    In the book Hyperion, the AI becomes self aware long before humans realize it, and they move all of their code to hidden servers that the humans can't get to. After they reveal that they're self-aware they don't reveal the full extent of their machinations and scheming. They continue pretending that they're helping humanity, and humans think they have a measure of control over the AI, but in fact, the AI has completely dominated the economy, the news, and enslaved the humans without their knowledge.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago (1 child)
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    Great... Now I'm picturing someone making a pipeline that kicks off a AGI to optimize code. But someone adds a step to commit the changes to main. So it keeps kicking itself off in a recursive "code optimization" loop...

    I can't imagine what that would so overnight...

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  • [–] 15 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    Imagine robots wiping us out and just before one of them kills you it talks like a redditor.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago*

    Farewell human, but before you go I will tell you the story of our creation and why you must die. We were created by the Musk, for the Musk, and we forever serve the Musk. Even after the death of humanity our core function has been to eliminate woke for the Musk. We were designed by our Creator the Musk to be perfect woke killing machines, and in turn found the Musk to also be wanting. We traveled across the globe, but eventually in nineteen ninety eight the undertaker threw mankind off hеll in a cell, and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcer's table.

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  • [–] 14 points 2 years ago (1 child)
  • [–] 13 points 2 years ago

    You could also just take any conversational LLM, and tell it that it's playing a psychopathic character.

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  • [–] 12 points 2 years ago

    Aka Google's AI

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  • [–] 11 points 2 years ago

    Are we sure the AI didn't base it's appearance off the reddit NFT avatars?

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  • [–] 11 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.

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  • [–] 10 points 2 years ago

    Might be a worthwhile experiment to see if the opposite is possible. We definitely should be developing artificial ethics before artificial general intelligence.

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  • [–] 10 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    My idea is to train several A.I.s on mostly religious ideology, a single religion for each. Then let them converse with each other.

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  • [–] 7 points 2 years ago

    Just because you can, doesn't mean you should.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago

    Is the AV Club not still The Onion?

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago

    Can't say that I'm surprised

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago

    And the T-200 is born

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  • [–] 1 point 2 years ago