I prefer the old “drop a usb in the parking lot”

the softest target

Managment making notes

All employes must be buff.
Fitness trainings for everyone are now mandatory!
Problem solved.

Or even jaded tech savvy people. I work in IT and there have been a number of times that I have witnessed or heard about people who know better causing an incident because they're burnt out or irate.

That's a good point! I like the way you think! What is your password?

"Looks like these guys have already been hit with ransomware."

Wait, I have an idea! Yes, just as I thought, I can overlay their proprietary operating system with this fancy looking graphical interface that resembles nothing and gain full control of their system. I'm back in!

"Working as intended" - the dev who loves Privacy Badger.

Or maybe he feels that these seminars are for people who don't use things like privacy badger.

It seems like you don't need Training then (:

A friend (who actually works in IT) apparently has a good system at his company. It actually automates turning real phishing attempts into internal tests. It effectively replaces links etc and sends it onwards. If the user actually clicks through, their account is immediately locked. It requires them to contact IT to unlock it again, often accompanied by additional training.

My last company did this. They'd also send out surveys and training from addresses I didn't recognize, so I'd report those, too, only to be told they were legit 😂

I send supervisor emails about stuff I'm not gonna do to my spam folder as well.....

"Did you get the email?"

"Nope, sorry, it looked a little suspicious so I didn't open and sent it to spam.."

router grease

I don’t think that’s what you think it is sir carefully hides tissues

If company does not give a crap about employee then they don't about customer

You get a duo push! And you get a duo push! ...

I’m all for acting your wage, but I don’t want to make victims of anyone who is interacting with my company simply because I was feeling spiteful. The company will be fine, the tons of people who just had their information leaked are the ones who are truly inconvenienced and may face financial repercussions later on when their information is distributed. Just something to consider

HACK THE PLANET

780 gb of source code? Sounds a bit overengineered, I bet that was hard to audit for security flaws