β² 1614 βΌ Hacking skills (startrek.website) submitted 2 years ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website to c/comicstrips@lemmy.world 87 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[β] EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works 98 points 2 years ago (2 children) Hacker voice: "I'm in" Looks at overly complicated industry software he's never even heard of before "I'm out" permalink fedilink source hideshow 4 child comments replies: [β] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 41 points 2 years ago (1 child) "Looks like these guys have already been hit with ransomware." permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] dubyakay@lemmy.ca 30 points 2 years ago So SAP. permalink fedilink source parent [β] Anticorp@lemmy.ml 13 points 2 years ago (1 child) Wait, I have an idea! Yes, just as I thought, I can overlay their proprietary operating system with this fancy looking graphical interface that resembles nothing and gain full control of their system. I'm back in! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] Ignisnex@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago (1 child) That sounds like Grafana with extra steps. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] Anticorp@lemmy.ml 9 points 2 years ago (1 child) I was thinking of the James Bond movies where they show hacking to be a guy wearing glasses looking for a glowing ball in a flashing GUI that he rotates around somehow by typing really fast. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] MonkderZweite@feddit.ch 2 points 2 years ago So they have a fancy representation of ... something with a hex table, that then transforms into a map of London given the right key? permalink fedilink source parent
[β] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 41 points 2 years ago (1 child) "Looks like these guys have already been hit with ransomware." permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] dubyakay@lemmy.ca 30 points 2 years ago So SAP. permalink fedilink source parent
[β] Anticorp@lemmy.ml 13 points 2 years ago (1 child) Wait, I have an idea! Yes, just as I thought, I can overlay their proprietary operating system with this fancy looking graphical interface that resembles nothing and gain full control of their system. I'm back in! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] Ignisnex@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago (1 child) That sounds like Grafana with extra steps. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] Anticorp@lemmy.ml 9 points 2 years ago (1 child) I was thinking of the James Bond movies where they show hacking to be a guy wearing glasses looking for a glowing ball in a flashing GUI that he rotates around somehow by typing really fast. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] MonkderZweite@feddit.ch 2 points 2 years ago So they have a fancy representation of ... something with a hex table, that then transforms into a map of London given the right key? permalink fedilink source parent
[β] Ignisnex@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago (1 child) That sounds like Grafana with extra steps. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] Anticorp@lemmy.ml 9 points 2 years ago (1 child) I was thinking of the James Bond movies where they show hacking to be a guy wearing glasses looking for a glowing ball in a flashing GUI that he rotates around somehow by typing really fast. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] MonkderZweite@feddit.ch 2 points 2 years ago So they have a fancy representation of ... something with a hex table, that then transforms into a map of London given the right key? permalink fedilink source parent
[β] Anticorp@lemmy.ml 9 points 2 years ago (1 child) I was thinking of the James Bond movies where they show hacking to be a guy wearing glasses looking for a glowing ball in a flashing GUI that he rotates around somehow by typing really fast. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] MonkderZweite@feddit.ch 2 points 2 years ago So they have a fancy representation of ... something with a hex table, that then transforms into a map of London given the right key? permalink fedilink source parent
[β] MonkderZweite@feddit.ch 2 points 2 years ago So they have a fancy representation of ... something with a hex table, that then transforms into a map of London given the right key? permalink fedilink source parent