Crucify him, then.

Man, I must have missed that day in Sunday School when they taught that Jesus cheated on his wife with a sex worker and then used money from his carpentry business to have his lawyer cover it up so he wouldn't lose credit when running for the office of Roman prefect.

Is she really Christian? Because she violated at least three commandments in one sentence.

jesus, also a billionaire, oh wait

I'm surprised she didn't extend that to, "and both were persecuted by Jews!"

The same person who also said the Jews have secret space lasers. 🤔

I came into this thread thinking, "huh, I thought MTG liked Trump". It literally didn't occur to me that she wasn't making fun of him. How can you possibly call Trump a convicted felon, compare him to the perfect son of God, and still think you're a serious person? It's insane

Just like Trump, Jesus was famous for stiffing carpenters back in the day.

OK, just crucify Trump, and look what happens (or not) on the third day...

Of all the possible similarities to biblical Jesus that one could pick, that is definitely one.

I'm pretty sure Stormy Daniels did a lot of things with Trump, but washing his feet with her tears was not one of the things she did when his wife was pregnant.

Am I the only one who sees her name and thinks "why is magic the gathering saying political stuff?"

Remember when Jesus was known for conning people and cheating them? It was like his main thing or whatever. She's right. No wonder they worship Donnie.

You know, comparing people to God is basically blasphemy already. Not that I trust people who genuinely support Trump to understand anything about their own religion - or anything really.

The fruit of the spirit is love, joy, peace, patience, kindness, goodness, faithfulness, gentleness, self control. Turning things around, I don't think Jesus is just like Trump.

So we are listening to magic: the gathering now?

Broken record here, but isn't he basically the false prophet antichrist we were warned about at this point?

Just like HER Jesus, that is.

"He's just like me frfr"

Jesus apparently

Ah, but the difference..

Yehoshua "Jesus" ( Iosa, actually, according to a Roman friend I had ) benJoseph was:

• falsely-convicted
• by legalists
• whom benJoseph had consistently shown to be hypocrites, &
• they were using legalism to convict him, to get even with him.

Trump, however, admitted in court that "Mother Theresa couldn't beat these charges" or something like that:

Trump was convicted:

• fair & square
• honestly,
• of actual-crimes
• he himself committed.

"Just like Jesus" my arse.

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Its really sad to see someone so absolutely full of shit that they have to unload it on the public

And she is a Putin Puppet.

Nailed it.