My carpents, please they need fixing.

And if you have time the plumbs under the sink are leaking.

hire carpenter

they can't catch a carp to save their lives

????

I don't know how many tables he broke, but he sure broke some hearts. Love hurts, love scars, love wounds and marks any heart not tough or strong enough to take a lot of pain

And most of them aren't even dwarves. What a bunch of fakers.

I was wondering the other day if this is ever gonna change. Like Michael Schuhmacher Was a world famoud racing car driver. So is his son. Maybe his son will be a formula one driver as well. But their family is still named after some cobbler. Will there ever be a Thomas Racer or Paul Racist or something? How long do you have to go with a new profession before your name becomes ridiculous?

I have no idea if you're joking or serious. I'm hoping the latter, aside from the "lost media" part.

(I have no idea who this person is, but I'm always happy about interesting maker videos.)

Username checks out

Wood forbid

Good forbid

I had a random guy on AOL pay me to do this when I was a teenager. He paid extra for my used underwear. I wish I was kidding about this…

I think Christina Perri sings about a Jar of Farts. Song is pretty dope tbh.

Is that what you call it? Your uncanny valley?

Could be because she is a creep?

Another green salad, another iced tea
There's a tunic in the closet waiting just for me