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    I was just using the wording from the painting. Is there a reason why it would be different for the word raisin instead of pipe?

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Treachery_of_Images

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  • [–] 9 points 5 days ago (2 children)

    Raisin is masculine so it gets 'un' but pipe is feminine so it gets 'une'. Gendered languages are interesting.

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  • [–] 7 points 5 days ago (1 child)
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    Yep! A mouse is feminine. A horse is masculine. A car is feminine. A fridge is masculine. A door is feminine. A bed is masculine.

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  • [–] 6 points 5 days ago (1 child)

    Sure, but a pipe is completely phallic. Please tell me flower and clam are feminine

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  • [–] 24 points 5 days ago

    Go lie on the ground in your kitchen and check with a flashlight under all the furniture and whatnot. There's bound to be a few.

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  • [–] [S] 7 points 5 days ago (1 child)

    I find this response good and funny.

    Also not to make it weird but I haven't been to a grocery store in years because I have agoraphobia, and I hadn't even thought about that part. 😅

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  • [–] 4 points 4 days ago (1 child)

    They'll literally even bring them to you, anymore.

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  • [–] 4 points 4 days ago (1 child)

    ordering grocery delivery for a single teeny tiny box of raisins, as a bit

    (don't actually do that though, if you want to order some raisins get the rest of your groceries with it haha)

    -- Frost

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  • [–] 2 points 4 days ago

    On an unrelated note, a joke I remember from my childhood, which I'll now butcher because it's been a few decades:

    Person goes to grocery store, asks if they have apples. "We do" "Good, can you give me 10, individually bagged?"

    Next day: "Do you have carrots?" "Yes, we do" "Can you give me 5 of them, individually bagged?"

    Day after that: "Do you have raisins?" "NO, we do not sell raisins here!"

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  • [–] 23 points 5 days ago (1 child)

    My hubby has that problem too when he’s taking a shower. His BMI is off the scale.

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    Ooh it was for real? I thought it was wordplay on "I haven't seen a raise in 15 years"

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  • [–] 10 points 5 days ago (1 child)

    I work with raisins on a daily basis.

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  • [–] 8 points 5 days ago (1 child)

    Raisin Bran is my favorite cereal so I can't relate.

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  • [–] 10 points 5 days ago (1 child)

    Trail mix is an underrated snack with raisins, it's very filling

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  • [–] 9 points 5 days ago (1 child)

    my grandma used to eat raisins and now she's dead

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  • [–] 7 points 5 days ago

    I love em and see them all the time. Same with peanuts. Good ole raisins and peanuts.

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  • [–] 6 points 5 days ago

    I bake with them pretty often

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  • [–] 6 points 5 days ago (1 child)

    I have a bag of raisins in my pantry.

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  • [–] 7 points 5 days ago

    Next time I am in a store, imma be looking for raisins now.

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  • My nephew ate them all.

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    I just encountered some in a bag of snack mix the other day. It was not an experience I cared for.

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  • [–] 3 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

    I have some in the pantry if you need them. Still good, they were not part of the cleanup!

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  • [–] 3 points 5 days ago (1 child)

    You must not like oatmeal cookies cause I can promise you they’re still there

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  • [–] 3 points 5 days ago

    All of the solar panels took away the sun and the grapes can't dry out anymore. /s

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  • [–] 3 points 5 days ago

    Maybe you should wash your dishes.

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  • [–] 1 point 4 days ago

    Sultanas > Currants > Raisins

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