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[–] 101 points 3 months ago (1 child)
  • [–] 44 points 3 months ago

    So wasteful. All those people would be much more space efficient if they were degenerate matter inside of a neutron star smh

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  • [–] 36 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    If you're a pile of ash, you can fly to work on a light breeze.

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  • [–] 25 points 3 months ago (1 child)
  • [–] 24 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    Lol .... city and multiple traffic tickets to families ... "You have parked your ash in a no ash parking zone, please move your ash or your ash will be towed"

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    Your ash has been compressed into an artificial diamond for use in dental drills. You have 30 minutes to move your diamond.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago

    Your dental drill artificial diamond is currently occupying a none dental drill zone as per section 32343/3454c of the local municipal laws ... your diamond is currently being moved at your expense.

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  • [–] 12 points 3 months ago* (2 children)

    What about "grinded"? Approximately 14 cubic meters of flesh.

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    …and just think how long we could power the AI datacenters from the energy harvested making the ash 🤩

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  • [–] 6 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    Cremation uses more energy than you get from burning flesh, turns out a bag of mostly water doesn't actually burn very well.

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  • [–] 5 points 3 months ago

    triggered The man in the first bus on the bottom left is manspreading!

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  • [–] 5 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    Someone go post this in FuckCars

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago

    life is a detour to death

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  • [–] 3 points 2 months ago

    Cremation is the future

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago

    Now put them in a singularity

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago

    We're mostly water.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    Or...

    Spaceships for everybody?

    Plenty space in space.

    Expanding faster than we could fill it.

    "Roads? Where we're going, we don't need ''roads''." -- E.Brown.

    "The only way is up!" -- Yazz.

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  • [–] 1 point 3 months ago

    Look at all the space for mid rise, mixed use, residential!

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  • [–] 1 point 3 months ago

    Theres good eating on one of those drivers

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    [–] 1 point 3 months ago

    Yeah but how do they look up Tom's butthole?

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  • [–] 1 point 2 months ago

    How about the water you need to make people grow from the ash?

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  • [–] 1 point 3 months ago

    Where are the bicycles and fire hydrants?

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  • [+] -6 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    Haha what if we just killed everyone is some fascist bullshit if you ask me OP

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