Pretty likely he's just cheating.

Not necessarily, but likely.

Really poor quality of shit here, but its still the only and worst.

Once had a bot message me. First bot I'd encountered since MSN messenger about 5 years prior so I fell for it, wasnt primed for it and I was very very drunk at the time. Wasted about 3 hours talking with it, responding to what turned out the next morning to be very obvious non-sequitors. Explaining to "her" that coming to meet "her" that meeting up now, at 2am, was a bad idea etc etc.

2 or 3 hours later and it explained to me that I could visit the website and it needed a credit card but only to verify that im 18.

I was crushed.

Are your newspapers also hyping up the spectre of nuke-based death at the moment?

They did this in the UK a few years ago, tested it after about 2 weeks of solid front-pages of putins face with headlines like "I'll bomb London first chance I get".

Scared the shit out of us.

You're my dumbest tag. You were the one who taught me they exist (or someone teaching you and I saw it? I don't remember). Did this to test it and just never took it off.

10 celebrities YOU DIDNT KNOW got FAT!?! Is free to view however. Encouraged even. Theyre begging you to find out.

Pertinent information? Fuck you pay me.

Oh ffs. Cant have anything nice

Jail

Wut

"Shat out his own kidney"

It looked like somebody started creating a custom car in a ps1 racing game and then gave up before even choosing a colour