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[–] 3 points 24 minutes ago (1 child)

Stephen King novel idea: You are born without fingers, you grow a new one for every year you’ve been alive.

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    [–] 22 points 2 hours ago (3 children)

    38-years-old, max, unless he's some kind of freak with a different number of fingers on each hand.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 hour ago* (2 children)

    He grew so many fingers for nothing! He could count way more efficient with the fingers at hand cough.

    I.e. the sumerians used to count to 60+ with 2 hands. They and their sexagesimal system.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 hour ago

    His mother was a venus fly trap.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 hour ago

    I'm sick of these AI slop images.

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