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[–] 51 points 3 months ago (2 children)
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    Yup, that is the sole reason why I won't let Elon put a chip in my brain.

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  • [–] 22 points 3 months ago (4 children)

    ... Not because of that one episode of Black Mirror?

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  • [–] 14 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    That one was truly fucked up. I realy liked most of black mirror, but that one was a bit to much for me. What broke me was seeing the guy at the end missing multiple teeth and it's very obvious where they went...

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  • [–] 15 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    I don't actually remember that detail. I mostly remember the premise of the episode: torturing you with visuals to make you comply.

    But yeah. Torture in general, physical or mental, is messed up.

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  • [–] 34 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    Call me insane, but I'd like to experience those future tech stuff just to see what memes will be like lol

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  • [–] 47 points 3 months ago (4 children)

    How do you know you are not in one right now, and could Zap out at any second?

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  • [–] 18 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    Wait... Oh. Oh no. That's why everything that's happening feels like a fever dream. I'm living in a meme from the 23rd century!

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  • [–] 24 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    Sometimes I'll say "Computer! End simulation." Just to check.

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  • [–] 31 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    It's longer than you think.

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  • [–] 9 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    Or a K hole if you're less fancy.

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    Joke’s on them. I send them goatse and other late 90s early 00s sites and scar them for life, just like I’ve been.

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  • [–] 19 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    Sounds like a lovely little Jaunt

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  • [–] 15 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    It reminds me of that Black Mirror episode where you can clone your consciousness into a personal assistant Alexa thingy, and then when it doesn't behave right because, you know... it's you, and it doesn't want to be trapped into a personal assistant thingy, you torture it by leaving it alone for a year of simulated time. And then when it misbehaved again, the character left it alone for like 15,000 years.

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    [–] 11 points 3 months ago

    The old time knife gets you every time.

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  • [–] 11 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    You can do that today..take some salvia.

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    This is why when we say SET and SETTING, that includes who you have around.

    Don't trip with rotters like that around.

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    At least they're not eating you. You worked for DuPont. Karma mofo.

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