Cuatro leches? En esta economía?

Hear me out - cinco leches

My lactose intolerant guts are already about to explode just by looking at it...

I once encountered a legendary seis leches cake. In addition to the standard tres, it also had I believe coconut cream, almond milk, and dulce de leche.

Well, three

Is the magic number

More milk per milk.

I believe cuatro leches is tres leches with dulce de leche poured on top

The real shitpost ist reposting this image over and over so you have to go back from cross post to cross post.

So what’s the fourth leche here?

cuatro lechazos

There is an opportunity cost of not being able to do a whippit tho

I'd be happy with just one leche tbf.

Ohhh here I thought we were talking about "three licks" and "four licks" and I'm like how about you leave them alone!!