Occationally a minor fault in production would result in one of these beeing shipped. It's no biggie really.

Screw driver'll keep it open. It'll be fine. What's the worst that could happen?

Stupid demon core always ruins all the fun.

Why is my kinder surprise glowing blue?

What is that?

I bought one branded as having Pokemon figures in it, but it had fucking Mickey Mouse in it.

I'd be less angry with a demon core. (cuz I'd be dead and thus unable to feel anything)

Ricky Gervais and Piers Morgan did a thing on this ? you can be blind but still entitled to own a firearm but can't get a kinder surprise chocolate toy.

Kinder Egg, now with a spicy surprise.

But the problem is shipping that fucker enclosed, because all the logistic chain is going to be a pain in the ass. People dying off quicker than you can replace them.

Little know fact: an embryonic Russian egg sac just about fits inside a Kinder Surprise and shields it from scanners.

If I recall there is an FDA rule that says you can't sell a food item that contains a non edible thing that could cause someone to choke.

Edit: Here it is

Section 402(d)(1) of the Federal Food, Drug, and Cosmetic Act provides that confectionery having partially, or completely imbedded therein, any non-nutritive object is adulterated unless FDA has issued a regulation recognizing that the non-nutritive object is of practical functional value to the confectionery product and would not render the product injurious or hazardous to health.