She probably earned every penny.
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He died this week didn't he?
And almost nobody noticed. I used to read Dilbert, I bought his books and loved them. But the racism was always there, in Asok jokes and even in the Elbonians.
Most of the tech communities I participate in mentioned his death. Dilbert's cultural relevance ended a few decades ago, but it was a pretty big deal during the .com boom.
The official White House Twitter account posted about his death, it was pretty noticeable. π¬
So the guy on the right is dead, is it foreshadowing for those other two guys in the pic?
Well, he at the very least, probably didn't refer to her as an "insta thot"
Insta = Instagram
THOT = That Ho Over There
Prenup = Prenuptual agreement, which is a contract two people sign before they get married, usually to determine who will get what in the event of a divorce. It's usually used to avoid lengthy and costly divorce proceedings.
Pension = An older type of retirement account
So, that ho on Instagram stayed married to him for two years, fulfilling the terms of their prenuptial agreement, entitling her to full divorce benefits, which will be about half of this guy's fortune, which should be enough for her to retire on.
Thank you for coming to my TED talk.
Never knew THOT is an acronym. I always just read it as a new slang word.
Why was the prenup 2 years? Do most prenup have a minimum time till you get all their money?
Prenups can have whatever in them. Common is for the poorer person to get nothing or a limited part of the other person's wealth. Idea is to avoid giving away 50% of your shit if you're rich. But there's no set rules about what the terms can be.
I'm assuming Dilbert guy just wanted to have at least 2 years worth of sex if he was gonna give her a bunch of money in a divorce.
An instance thot is a lady who posts lewd pictures of herself on Instagram.
A 2 year prenup meant that she had to be married to him for 2 years before getting access to the Dilbert money.
An instance thot should be the fediverse version of an insta thot
A 2 year prenup exists?
I mean itβs just a thing two people agree to and sign before they get married. You could have your lawyer put anything in a prenup, itβs just most people only give a fuck about the money and assets.
Yeah it's uncommon, but not unheard of for there to even be sexual components to a prenup.
Internet stories get exaggerated fast. Real people and relationships are always more complex than a single viral narrative.
He might've been fine with railing her for two years for whatever money she got out of it. I guess that would've been a win-win
Fair play to both of them tbh.
Actually a good sport to only require a two-year prenup. Rush Limbaugh made his "wives" sign ten-year prenups and being married to Limbaugh has to be worse than being married to the Dilbert dude.
The trick is to encourage him to spend his time with his friends doing whatever they do. If he's getting laid, visiting strippers, etc. that's great, at least he's not bothering you. He's going to get tired of banging you anyway. Then when the pre-nup vests, you take the money and run.
Ok ok ok. Now that the comment section has been explained "insta thot", does anyone have source!?
Non-passerine
Apparently the passerines are the largest bird group, but I fail to see the relevance here, somehow.

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