Goose is the only non-passerine emoji I have

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[–] 191 points 6 months ago (4 children)

She probably earned every penny.

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  • [–] 129 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    I'm honestly surprised. This is the sort of horrible job that immigrants are usually stuck doing.

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  • [–] 47 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    She looks like she could be his daughter. I couldn't find anything on her age, does anyone know?

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  • [–] 100 points 6 months ago (4 children)

    Well a quick search says she was born in 1988, and Adams was born in 1957. They were married in 2019, so she would have been 31 and he would have been 62. So yes, easily within the age of a daughter.

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    [–] 64 points 6 months ago (5 children)

    He died this week didn't he?

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  • [–] 98 points 6 months ago (3 children)

    And almost nobody noticed. I used to read Dilbert, I bought his books and loved them. But the racism was always there, in Asok jokes and even in the Elbonians.

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  • [–] 23 points 6 months ago* (2 children)

    The official White House Twitter account posted about his death, it was pretty noticeable. 😬

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    [–] 51 points 6 months ago (5 children)

    Well, he at the very least, probably didn't refer to her as an "insta thot"

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    [+] 46 points 6 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (5 children)
  • [–] 69 points 6 months ago (5 children)

    Insta = Instagram

    THOT = That Ho Over There

    Prenup = Prenuptual agreement, which is a contract two people sign before they get married, usually to determine who will get what in the event of a divorce. It's usually used to avoid lengthy and costly divorce proceedings.

    Pension = An older type of retirement account

    So, that ho on Instagram stayed married to him for two years, fulfilling the terms of their prenuptial agreement, entitling her to full divorce benefits, which will be about half of this guy's fortune, which should be enough for her to retire on.

    Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

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  • [–] 7 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    Why was the prenup 2 years? Do most prenup have a minimum time till you get all their money?

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  • [–] 26 points 6 months ago (5 children)

    Prenups can have whatever in them. Common is for the poorer person to get nothing or a limited part of the other person's wealth. Idea is to avoid giving away 50% of your shit if you're rich. But there's no set rules about what the terms can be.

    I'm assuming Dilbert guy just wanted to have at least 2 years worth of sex if he was gonna give her a bunch of money in a divorce.

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  • [–] 13 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    An instance thot is a lady who posts lewd pictures of herself on Instagram.

    A 2 year prenup meant that she had to be married to him for 2 years before getting access to the Dilbert money.

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    I mean it’s just a thing two people agree to and sign before they get married. You could have your lawyer put anything in a prenup, it’s just most people only give a fuck about the money and assets.

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  • [–] 35 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    Internet stories get exaggerated fast. Real people and relationships are always more complex than a single viral narrative.

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  • [–] 14 points 6 months ago

    That is true. To be fair, Lemmy had its times where apparent "experts" deduced insane claims from quick glances of images. But it shows that judging the book by its cover is a real thing, and it applies to anything.

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  • [–] 18 points 6 months ago

    dilbert fuckin sucked assholes

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  • [–] 18 points 6 months ago

    He might've been fine with railing her for two years for whatever money she got out of it. I guess that would've been a win-win

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  • [–] 14 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    Fair play to both of them tbh.

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  • [–] 13 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    Actually a good sport to only require a two-year prenup. Rush Limbaugh made his "wives" sign ten-year prenups and being married to Limbaugh has to be worse than being married to the Dilbert dude.

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  • [–] 6 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    The trick is to encourage him to spend his time with his friends doing whatever they do. If he's getting laid, visiting strippers, etc. that's great, at least he's not bothering you. He's going to get tired of banging you anyway. Then when the pre-nup vests, you take the money and run.

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  • [–] 10 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

    Ok ok ok. Now that the comment section has been explained "insta thot", does anyone have source!?

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  • [–] 9 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    Non-passerine

    Apparently the passerines are the largest bird group, but I fail to see the relevance here, somehow.

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  • [–] 9 points 6 months ago

    Trash accumulates.

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