▲ 668 ▼ 🪿💨💨💨 (slrpnk.net) submitted 6 months ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world 84 comments fedilink hide all child comments Goose is the only non-passerine emoji I have
[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 36 points 6 months ago (1 child) A 2 year prenup exists? permalink fedilink source hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] borari@lemmy.dbzer0.com 77 points 6 months ago (1 child) I mean it’s just a thing two people agree to and sign before they get married. You could have your lawyer put anything in a prenup, it’s just most people only give a fuck about the money and assets. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 33 points 6 months ago (1 child) Yeah it's uncommon, but not unheard of for there to even be sexual components to a prenup. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] wabasso@lemmy.ca 3 points 6 months ago (1 child) Wait really, sexual stuff? Couldn’t they use contracts to make prostitution legal then? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 5 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) You can't use a contract to make something illegal, legal. But in all but name you kind of can make it legal. You have to have sex with me everyday, after 2 years you get a fifth of my stuff. Also it's almost impossible to get courts to actually enforce the sexual part of a contract. They just won't get involved in that stuff for the most part. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] borari@lemmy.dbzer0.com 77 points 6 months ago (1 child) I mean it’s just a thing two people agree to and sign before they get married. You could have your lawyer put anything in a prenup, it’s just most people only give a fuck about the money and assets. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 33 points 6 months ago (1 child) Yeah it's uncommon, but not unheard of for there to even be sexual components to a prenup. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] wabasso@lemmy.ca 3 points 6 months ago (1 child) Wait really, sexual stuff? Couldn’t they use contracts to make prostitution legal then? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 5 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) You can't use a contract to make something illegal, legal. But in all but name you kind of can make it legal. You have to have sex with me everyday, after 2 years you get a fifth of my stuff. Also it's almost impossible to get courts to actually enforce the sexual part of a contract. They just won't get involved in that stuff for the most part. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 33 points 6 months ago (1 child) Yeah it's uncommon, but not unheard of for there to even be sexual components to a prenup. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] wabasso@lemmy.ca 3 points 6 months ago (1 child) Wait really, sexual stuff? Couldn’t they use contracts to make prostitution legal then? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 5 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) You can't use a contract to make something illegal, legal. But in all but name you kind of can make it legal. You have to have sex with me everyday, after 2 years you get a fifth of my stuff. Also it's almost impossible to get courts to actually enforce the sexual part of a contract. They just won't get involved in that stuff for the most part. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] wabasso@lemmy.ca 3 points 6 months ago (1 child) Wait really, sexual stuff? Couldn’t they use contracts to make prostitution legal then? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 5 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) You can't use a contract to make something illegal, legal. But in all but name you kind of can make it legal. You have to have sex with me everyday, after 2 years you get a fifth of my stuff. Also it's almost impossible to get courts to actually enforce the sexual part of a contract. They just won't get involved in that stuff for the most part. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 5 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) You can't use a contract to make something illegal, legal. But in all but name you kind of can make it legal. You have to have sex with me everyday, after 2 years you get a fifth of my stuff. Also it's almost impossible to get courts to actually enforce the sexual part of a contract. They just won't get involved in that stuff for the most part. permalink fedilink source parent
