β² 668 βΌ πͺΏπ¨π¨π¨ (slrpnk.net) submitted 6 months ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world 84 comments fedilink hide all child comments Goose is the only non-passerine emoji I have
[β] Blackmist@feddit.uk 14 points 6 months ago (1 child) Fair play to both of them tbh. permalink fedilink source hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 13 points 6 months ago (2 children) Actually a good sport to only require a two-year prenup. Rush Limbaugh made his "wives" sign ten-year prenups and being married to Limbaugh has to be worse than being married to the Dilbert dude. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [β] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 6 points 6 months ago (1 child) The trick is to encourage him to spend his time with his friends doing whatever they do. If he's getting laid, visiting strippers, etc. that's great, at least he's not bothering you. He's going to get tired of banging you anyway. Then when the pre-nup vests, you take the money and run. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago I think in Rush Limbaugh's case the trick is to make sure he stays dead. Dead Rush Limbaugh is the best sort of Rush Limbaugh. permalink fedilink source parent [β] Nalivai@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago* Imagine how insufferable Dilbert dude actually is (was! forgot about this delightful fact). You ask him to pass the salt, he goes into this long tirade in this mocking voice, about how he's the only capable person in the room and all the stupid femoids are too woke to even get their own salt, and if you roll your eyes he will get angry and throw a tantrum. permalink fedilink source parent
[β] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 13 points 6 months ago (2 children) Actually a good sport to only require a two-year prenup. Rush Limbaugh made his "wives" sign ten-year prenups and being married to Limbaugh has to be worse than being married to the Dilbert dude. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [β] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 6 points 6 months ago (1 child) The trick is to encourage him to spend his time with his friends doing whatever they do. If he's getting laid, visiting strippers, etc. that's great, at least he's not bothering you. He's going to get tired of banging you anyway. Then when the pre-nup vests, you take the money and run. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago I think in Rush Limbaugh's case the trick is to make sure he stays dead. Dead Rush Limbaugh is the best sort of Rush Limbaugh. permalink fedilink source parent [β] Nalivai@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago* Imagine how insufferable Dilbert dude actually is (was! forgot about this delightful fact). You ask him to pass the salt, he goes into this long tirade in this mocking voice, about how he's the only capable person in the room and all the stupid femoids are too woke to even get their own salt, and if you roll your eyes he will get angry and throw a tantrum. permalink fedilink source parent
[β] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 6 points 6 months ago (1 child) The trick is to encourage him to spend his time with his friends doing whatever they do. If he's getting laid, visiting strippers, etc. that's great, at least he's not bothering you. He's going to get tired of banging you anyway. Then when the pre-nup vests, you take the money and run. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago I think in Rush Limbaugh's case the trick is to make sure he stays dead. Dead Rush Limbaugh is the best sort of Rush Limbaugh. permalink fedilink source parent
[β] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago I think in Rush Limbaugh's case the trick is to make sure he stays dead. Dead Rush Limbaugh is the best sort of Rush Limbaugh. permalink fedilink source parent
[β] Nalivai@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago* Imagine how insufferable Dilbert dude actually is (was! forgot about this delightful fact). You ask him to pass the salt, he goes into this long tirade in this mocking voice, about how he's the only capable person in the room and all the stupid femoids are too woke to even get their own salt, and if you roll your eyes he will get angry and throw a tantrum. permalink fedilink source parent