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[+] GreenBeanMachine@lemmy.world 46 points 6 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (3 children) [deleted] permalink fedilink source hideshow 6 child comments replies: [β] OshagHennessey@lemmy.world 69 points 6 months ago (5 children) Insta = Instagram THOT = That Ho Over There Prenup = Prenuptual agreement, which is a contract two people sign before they get married, usually to determine who will get what in the event of a divorce. It's usually used to avoid lengthy and costly divorce proceedings. Pension = An older type of retirement account So, that ho on Instagram stayed married to him for two years, fulfilling the terms of their prenuptial agreement, entitling her to full divorce benefits, which will be about half of this guy's fortune, which should be enough for her to retire on. Thank you for coming to my TED talk. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 10 child comments replies: [β] RotSteinFinke@feddit.org 41 points 6 months ago Never knew THOT is an acronym. I always just read it as a new slang word. permalink fedilink source parent [β] Rooster326@programming.dev 7 points 6 months ago (2 children) Why was the prenup 2 years? Do most prenup have a minimum time till you get all their money? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [β] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 26 points 6 months ago (1 child) Prenups can have whatever in them. Common is for the poorer person to get nothing or a limited part of the other person's wealth. Idea is to avoid giving away 50% of your shit if you're rich. But there's no set rules about what the terms can be. I'm assuming Dilbert guy just wanted to have at least 2 years worth of sex if he was gonna give her a bunch of money in a divorce. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] Rooster326@programming.dev 4 points 6 months ago (1 child) Oh that's wild. So it's his own fault in a way. He put a timer on his marriage. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 12 points 6 months ago (1 child) Oh he must've known she wouldn't stay for long. It's all in him lol Why get married then is beyond me. He's got money, could just pay for the girlfriend experience and have one high end girl on retainer for that. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago* (2 children) He had already invested alots in this girlfriend and did not want to have to begin again with a new girlfriend. Opportunity cost is a serious thing. Is it more work (and alots I guess) to solve/bury the problem or to get a new partner and invest time and energy in them to get the same level of closeness? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [β] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 3 points 6 months ago Aren't there websites for rich dudes looking for women? I seem to remember reading about that. Why not just post on there that he's the Dilbert guy and whatever his stipulations are. Someone would probably bite. He didn't seem lile that gross of a dude other than his politics. I'd certainly be willing to over look some shit if a rich lady was willing to house me and pay for my all my shit. Unfortunately I'm not that attractive. permalink fedilink source parent [β] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 2 points 6 months ago Tbf if there's a 2 year "pension pre-nup", I don't think there was any closeness there. I'm fairly sure that whole thing was transactional from the get-go. Though I could be wrong of course. permalink fedilink source parent [β] OshagHennessey@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago Seconding the guy who said you can put whatever you want in a prenup permalink fedilink source parent [β] Petter1@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 6 months ago Smart cookie permalink fedilink source parent [β] Hadriscus@jlai.lu 2 points 6 months ago Thanks ! permalink fedilink source parent [β] prettybunnys@piefed.social 1 point 6 months ago Damn if sheβd held out a liiiiiiittle longer she coulda had it all permalink fedilink source parent [β] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 13 points 6 months ago (1 child) An instance thot is a lady who posts lewd pictures of herself on Instagram. A 2 year prenup meant that she had to be married to him for 2 years before getting access to the Dilbert money. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] milk@discuss.tchncs.de 15 points 6 months ago (1 child) An instance thot should be the fediverse version of an insta thot permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago Lol... I'm leaving it. permalink fedilink source parent [β] Hadriscus@jlai.lu -1 points 6 months ago (1 child) Here's the explanation from someone who doesn't know either : an insta thot is a girl who lives on the instagrams, and is hot. The T is silent. A 2y prenup pension is a roof over your head for 2 years before you start doing either pullups, or pushups (your choice). permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] OshagHennessey@lemmy.world 12 points 6 months ago (1 child) THOT = That Ho Over There permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] Hadriscus@jlai.lu 1 point 6 months ago Cheers. (I got my eye on you, J-quallin) permalink fedilink source parent
[β] OshagHennessey@lemmy.world 69 points 6 months ago (5 children) Insta = Instagram THOT = That Ho Over There Prenup = Prenuptual agreement, which is a contract two people sign before they get married, usually to determine who will get what in the event of a divorce. It's usually used to avoid lengthy and costly divorce proceedings. Pension = An older type of retirement account So, that ho on Instagram stayed married to him for two years, fulfilling the terms of their prenuptial agreement, entitling her to full divorce benefits, which will be about half of this guy's fortune, which should be enough for her to retire on. Thank you for coming to my TED talk. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 10 child comments replies: [β] RotSteinFinke@feddit.org 41 points 6 months ago Never knew THOT is an acronym. I always just read it as a new slang word. permalink fedilink source parent [β] Rooster326@programming.dev 7 points 6 months ago (2 children) Why was the prenup 2 years? Do most prenup have a minimum time till you get all their money? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [β] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 26 points 6 months ago (1 child) Prenups can have whatever in them. Common is for the poorer person to get nothing or a limited part of the other person's wealth. Idea is to avoid giving away 50% of your shit if you're rich. But there's no set rules about what the terms can be. I'm assuming Dilbert guy just wanted to have at least 2 years worth of sex if he was gonna give her a bunch of money in a divorce. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] Rooster326@programming.dev 4 points 6 months ago (1 child) Oh that's wild. So it's his own fault in a way. He put a timer on his marriage. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 12 points 6 months ago (1 child) Oh he must've known she wouldn't stay for long. It's all in him lol Why get married then is beyond me. He's got money, could just pay for the girlfriend experience and have one high end girl on retainer for that. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago* (2 children) He had already invested alots in this girlfriend and did not want to have to begin again with a new girlfriend. Opportunity cost is a serious thing. Is it more work (and alots I guess) to solve/bury the problem or to get a new partner and invest time and energy in them to get the same level of closeness? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [β] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 3 points 6 months ago Aren't there websites for rich dudes looking for women? I seem to remember reading about that. Why not just post on there that he's the Dilbert guy and whatever his stipulations are. Someone would probably bite. He didn't seem lile that gross of a dude other than his politics. I'd certainly be willing to over look some shit if a rich lady was willing to house me and pay for my all my shit. Unfortunately I'm not that attractive. permalink fedilink source parent [β] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 2 points 6 months ago Tbf if there's a 2 year "pension pre-nup", I don't think there was any closeness there. I'm fairly sure that whole thing was transactional from the get-go. Though I could be wrong of course. permalink fedilink source parent [β] OshagHennessey@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago Seconding the guy who said you can put whatever you want in a prenup permalink fedilink source parent [β] Petter1@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 6 months ago Smart cookie permalink fedilink source parent [β] Hadriscus@jlai.lu 2 points 6 months ago Thanks ! permalink fedilink source parent [β] prettybunnys@piefed.social 1 point 6 months ago Damn if sheβd held out a liiiiiiittle longer she coulda had it all permalink fedilink source parent
[β] RotSteinFinke@feddit.org 41 points 6 months ago Never knew THOT is an acronym. I always just read it as a new slang word. permalink fedilink source parent
[β] Rooster326@programming.dev 7 points 6 months ago (2 children) Why was the prenup 2 years? Do most prenup have a minimum time till you get all their money? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [β] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 26 points 6 months ago (1 child) Prenups can have whatever in them. Common is for the poorer person to get nothing or a limited part of the other person's wealth. Idea is to avoid giving away 50% of your shit if you're rich. But there's no set rules about what the terms can be. I'm assuming Dilbert guy just wanted to have at least 2 years worth of sex if he was gonna give her a bunch of money in a divorce. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] Rooster326@programming.dev 4 points 6 months ago (1 child) Oh that's wild. So it's his own fault in a way. He put a timer on his marriage. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 12 points 6 months ago (1 child) Oh he must've known she wouldn't stay for long. It's all in him lol Why get married then is beyond me. He's got money, could just pay for the girlfriend experience and have one high end girl on retainer for that. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago* (2 children) He had already invested alots in this girlfriend and did not want to have to begin again with a new girlfriend. Opportunity cost is a serious thing. Is it more work (and alots I guess) to solve/bury the problem or to get a new partner and invest time and energy in them to get the same level of closeness? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [β] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 3 points 6 months ago Aren't there websites for rich dudes looking for women? I seem to remember reading about that. Why not just post on there that he's the Dilbert guy and whatever his stipulations are. Someone would probably bite. He didn't seem lile that gross of a dude other than his politics. I'd certainly be willing to over look some shit if a rich lady was willing to house me and pay for my all my shit. Unfortunately I'm not that attractive. permalink fedilink source parent [β] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 2 points 6 months ago Tbf if there's a 2 year "pension pre-nup", I don't think there was any closeness there. I'm fairly sure that whole thing was transactional from the get-go. Though I could be wrong of course. permalink fedilink source parent [β] OshagHennessey@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago Seconding the guy who said you can put whatever you want in a prenup permalink fedilink source parent
[β] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 26 points 6 months ago (1 child) Prenups can have whatever in them. Common is for the poorer person to get nothing or a limited part of the other person's wealth. Idea is to avoid giving away 50% of your shit if you're rich. But there's no set rules about what the terms can be. I'm assuming Dilbert guy just wanted to have at least 2 years worth of sex if he was gonna give her a bunch of money in a divorce. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] Rooster326@programming.dev 4 points 6 months ago (1 child) Oh that's wild. So it's his own fault in a way. He put a timer on his marriage. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 12 points 6 months ago (1 child) Oh he must've known she wouldn't stay for long. It's all in him lol Why get married then is beyond me. He's got money, could just pay for the girlfriend experience and have one high end girl on retainer for that. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago* (2 children) He had already invested alots in this girlfriend and did not want to have to begin again with a new girlfriend. Opportunity cost is a serious thing. Is it more work (and alots I guess) to solve/bury the problem or to get a new partner and invest time and energy in them to get the same level of closeness? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [β] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 3 points 6 months ago Aren't there websites for rich dudes looking for women? I seem to remember reading about that. Why not just post on there that he's the Dilbert guy and whatever his stipulations are. Someone would probably bite. He didn't seem lile that gross of a dude other than his politics. I'd certainly be willing to over look some shit if a rich lady was willing to house me and pay for my all my shit. Unfortunately I'm not that attractive. permalink fedilink source parent [β] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 2 points 6 months ago Tbf if there's a 2 year "pension pre-nup", I don't think there was any closeness there. I'm fairly sure that whole thing was transactional from the get-go. Though I could be wrong of course. permalink fedilink source parent
[β] Rooster326@programming.dev 4 points 6 months ago (1 child) Oh that's wild. So it's his own fault in a way. He put a timer on his marriage. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 12 points 6 months ago (1 child) Oh he must've known she wouldn't stay for long. It's all in him lol Why get married then is beyond me. He's got money, could just pay for the girlfriend experience and have one high end girl on retainer for that. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago* (2 children) He had already invested alots in this girlfriend and did not want to have to begin again with a new girlfriend. Opportunity cost is a serious thing. Is it more work (and alots I guess) to solve/bury the problem or to get a new partner and invest time and energy in them to get the same level of closeness? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [β] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 3 points 6 months ago Aren't there websites for rich dudes looking for women? I seem to remember reading about that. Why not just post on there that he's the Dilbert guy and whatever his stipulations are. Someone would probably bite. He didn't seem lile that gross of a dude other than his politics. I'd certainly be willing to over look some shit if a rich lady was willing to house me and pay for my all my shit. Unfortunately I'm not that attractive. permalink fedilink source parent [β] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 2 points 6 months ago Tbf if there's a 2 year "pension pre-nup", I don't think there was any closeness there. I'm fairly sure that whole thing was transactional from the get-go. Though I could be wrong of course. permalink fedilink source parent
[β] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 12 points 6 months ago (1 child) Oh he must've known she wouldn't stay for long. It's all in him lol Why get married then is beyond me. He's got money, could just pay for the girlfriend experience and have one high end girl on retainer for that. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago* (2 children) He had already invested alots in this girlfriend and did not want to have to begin again with a new girlfriend. Opportunity cost is a serious thing. Is it more work (and alots I guess) to solve/bury the problem or to get a new partner and invest time and energy in them to get the same level of closeness? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [β] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 3 points 6 months ago Aren't there websites for rich dudes looking for women? I seem to remember reading about that. Why not just post on there that he's the Dilbert guy and whatever his stipulations are. Someone would probably bite. He didn't seem lile that gross of a dude other than his politics. I'd certainly be willing to over look some shit if a rich lady was willing to house me and pay for my all my shit. Unfortunately I'm not that attractive. permalink fedilink source parent [β] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 2 points 6 months ago Tbf if there's a 2 year "pension pre-nup", I don't think there was any closeness there. I'm fairly sure that whole thing was transactional from the get-go. Though I could be wrong of course. permalink fedilink source parent
[β] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago* (2 children) He had already invested alots in this girlfriend and did not want to have to begin again with a new girlfriend. Opportunity cost is a serious thing. Is it more work (and alots I guess) to solve/bury the problem or to get a new partner and invest time and energy in them to get the same level of closeness? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [β] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 3 points 6 months ago Aren't there websites for rich dudes looking for women? I seem to remember reading about that. Why not just post on there that he's the Dilbert guy and whatever his stipulations are. Someone would probably bite. He didn't seem lile that gross of a dude other than his politics. I'd certainly be willing to over look some shit if a rich lady was willing to house me and pay for my all my shit. Unfortunately I'm not that attractive. permalink fedilink source parent [β] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 2 points 6 months ago Tbf if there's a 2 year "pension pre-nup", I don't think there was any closeness there. I'm fairly sure that whole thing was transactional from the get-go. Though I could be wrong of course. permalink fedilink source parent
[β] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 3 points 6 months ago Aren't there websites for rich dudes looking for women? I seem to remember reading about that. Why not just post on there that he's the Dilbert guy and whatever his stipulations are. Someone would probably bite. He didn't seem lile that gross of a dude other than his politics. I'd certainly be willing to over look some shit if a rich lady was willing to house me and pay for my all my shit. Unfortunately I'm not that attractive. permalink fedilink source parent
[β] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 2 points 6 months ago Tbf if there's a 2 year "pension pre-nup", I don't think there was any closeness there. I'm fairly sure that whole thing was transactional from the get-go. Though I could be wrong of course. permalink fedilink source parent
[β] OshagHennessey@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago Seconding the guy who said you can put whatever you want in a prenup permalink fedilink source parent
[β] prettybunnys@piefed.social 1 point 6 months ago Damn if sheβd held out a liiiiiiittle longer she coulda had it all permalink fedilink source parent
[β] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 13 points 6 months ago (1 child) An instance thot is a lady who posts lewd pictures of herself on Instagram. A 2 year prenup meant that she had to be married to him for 2 years before getting access to the Dilbert money. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] milk@discuss.tchncs.de 15 points 6 months ago (1 child) An instance thot should be the fediverse version of an insta thot permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago Lol... I'm leaving it. permalink fedilink source parent
[β] milk@discuss.tchncs.de 15 points 6 months ago (1 child) An instance thot should be the fediverse version of an insta thot permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago Lol... I'm leaving it. permalink fedilink source parent
[β] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago Lol... I'm leaving it. permalink fedilink source parent
[β] Hadriscus@jlai.lu -1 points 6 months ago (1 child) Here's the explanation from someone who doesn't know either : an insta thot is a girl who lives on the instagrams, and is hot. The T is silent. A 2y prenup pension is a roof over your head for 2 years before you start doing either pullups, or pushups (your choice). permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] OshagHennessey@lemmy.world 12 points 6 months ago (1 child) THOT = That Ho Over There permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] Hadriscus@jlai.lu 1 point 6 months ago Cheers. (I got my eye on you, J-quallin) permalink fedilink source parent
[β] OshagHennessey@lemmy.world 12 points 6 months ago (1 child) THOT = That Ho Over There permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] Hadriscus@jlai.lu 1 point 6 months ago Cheers. (I got my eye on you, J-quallin) permalink fedilink source parent
[β] Hadriscus@jlai.lu 1 point 6 months ago Cheers. (I got my eye on you, J-quallin) permalink fedilink source parent
