I'm going Orange. I feel like all of the others would naturally follow.

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[–] 124 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Black one for sure. You could get away with some amazing heists/pranks/achievements.

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  • [–] 70 points 8 months ago (3 children)

    And they'll be waiting for you in Tarana Albania, every time.

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  • [–] 40 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    Everywhere? The first thing I would do is take a 3 month vacation and scout the entire city.

    Best chances are to bribe the politicians and police, then you can get away with a lot.

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  • [–] 95 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    Red.

    Simply say "oh, its a full moon tonight?" Then look at them with your now piercingly red eyes and state "I must leave, immediately."

    Get out of any social situation and you can get your friends to think you're hiding some big secret. Win win.

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  • [–] 60 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    And teleport back back, right?

    ... Right?

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  • [–] 57 points 8 months ago

    One time I was in Spain and I found 5 Australian dollars on the floor in a train station. I picked it up and pocketed it. The same day, I climbed a bell tower in some museum/remains and was chilling up there for half an hour, without anybody else coming up. Eventually another person came up and said hi. Recognised they were Australian so I asked them if they wanted 5 dollars and they said "....yeah?" And I gave it to them. No explanation.

    I laugh sometimes thinking of the story from their perspective, climbing a Spanish bell tower and meeting an English guy at the top who hands them 5AUD, like a NPC in an RPG.

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  • [–] 43 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    Pink, because then you can fold Queen Elizabeth II into a whale giving head

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    [–] 41 points 8 months ago (11 children)

    Talking dog, it's so obviously talking dog

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    [–] 38 points 8 months ago (8 children)

    People here talk about doing crime with the black pill, but I would instead just be the perfect astronaut.

    Think about it, they could shoot you in space without having to think about how to get you back. No landing, no parachute, just a one way rocket launch.

    Space agencies would be practically forced to hire you on the spot.

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    [–] 32 points 8 months ago (3 children)

    Black. I could do anything far away from Albania, teleport there, have three cctv cameras and 9 guys at a pub confirm was there having a drink with them in the evening the 23rd and could definitely not have been robbing a jewelery store in Copenhagen at the same time.

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    [–] 29 points 8 months ago

    ur telling me I can get a /home command and all I need to do is become Albanian?

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  • [–] 24 points 8 months ago

    Quite a lot are picking Tirana.

    I suspect there'll be some telefragging in the future.

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  • [–] 23 points 8 months ago* (4 children)

    i reckon you could make more than $5AUD with a cantonese speaking dog

    AND you get a dog

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    [–] 22 points 8 months ago (3 children)

    Teleporting to Albania seems OP, I'd definitely take it.

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    [–] 19 points 8 months ago (3 children)

    Cantonese speaking dog is the obvious choice. Far more impressive than anything else here.

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    [–] 18 points 8 months ago

    The teleportation is obviously most powerful in terms of exploits

    The dog could bring about the most technological advancement

    I think Ill go for the eye color change though, because its so uncommon to have different eye colors.

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  • [–] 17 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    The black pill.

    You can just TP to Tirana if you are in a situation that is more dangerous than being in Albania. Which doesn't happen often but you'd be very glad to have chosen this if something that bad ever happened to you

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  • [–] 9 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    Like is it a specific place in Tirana? Or a place of your choosing? Or a safe place in Tirana? Or like a category of things (like "hotel lobbies") and it picks one at random? Or just completely random (unoccupied?) space (at ground level?)?

    So many questions. I wouldn't want to be teleported into the Tirana airspace, or teleported with my current solar velocity.

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    [–] 17 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    "Albanian Transporter" would be a pretty sick nickname of an assassin whose movements seem to defy the laws of physics.

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    [–] 16 points 8 months ago

    Obviously pink.
    I don't see any stipulation that says I can only use my power only once.

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  • [–] 16 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    我想要狗狗做朋友

    DOG!

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    [–] 14 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    My reactions in order upon seeing these:

    "Sounds cool I could probably convince some nutjobs that I'm a demon or something?"

    "Who?"

    "Great my head already doesn't fit through my doorframe as it is"

    "I would farm exactly two reactions out of this before getting bored"

    "Who?"

    "Is he only like ethnically cantonese or is that the sole language he speaks?"

    "So nothing"

    "A what in a what now?"

    "Oh no."

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    [–] 14 points 8 months ago (3 children)

    Dinner with Luol Deng of course. I don’t know who it is but that pill means I get free dinner every night.

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    [–] 13 points 8 months ago (3 children)

    Black could be handy once in a while.

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  • [–] 14 points 8 months ago

    The vagueness gives me pause. You could effectively be a god depending on whether you can choose where and how to teleport within Tirana. Constructing buildings and shipping goods with minimal cost and energy. Renaming other towns to expand your powers. Expanding Albania to do the same. Definitely the highest ceiling

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    [–] 13 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    Can you teleport things with you? If so, use your ability to start a business importing items to Albania with nearly zero shipping costs, then invest in the local community until it's a really nice city to teleport home to.

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    [–] 13 points 8 months ago

    Obviously I'm teleporting to Albania.

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  • [–] 12 points 8 months ago*

    5 Dollarydoos!?

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  • [–] 11 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    Tirana. Being a courier, you can just zap yourself from South America or Australia straight to Albania to securely deliver a package or message. Provided your contracts cover the costs of the non-teleportation aspects, you can make millions easily.

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    [–] 10 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    Easy: Teleport to Albania for cheap rent and food, work somewhere with high pay.

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    [–] 9 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    Black one. You can earn a lot of money by being the fastest delivery agent.

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