▲ 398 ▼ What's your power? Choose wisely. (lemmy.world) submitted 8 months ago by ivanafterall@lemmy.world to c/memes@lemmy.world 234 comments fedilink hide all child comments I'm going Orange. I feel like all of the others would naturally follow.
[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 40 points 8 months ago (1 child) Everywhere? The first thing I would do is take a 3 month vacation and scout the entire city. Best chances are to bribe the politicians and police, then you can get away with a lot. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 16 points 8 months ago (1 child) Showing up with armfuls of bribes each time should help. Staying anonymous would be the best way though, especially if your goings try it more than once. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world [S] 8 points 8 months ago (2 children) Nobody said your stuff teleports. Just you. Don't be greedy. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] phonics@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago (1 child) That goes for clothes too. So you arrive nude. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world [S] 4 points 8 months ago If you have the confidence to pull it off, you'll get the party started every single time. permalink fedilink source parent [–] kbobabob@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 8 months ago (2 children) It didn't say that anywhere. Next thing is that the dog doesn't actually speak Cantonese but only understands it. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] exasperation@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 point 8 months ago (1 child) His barks are the equivalent of the barks of a actual dog in Cantonese speaking regions. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 1 point 8 months ago Speaks Cantonese, but the "dog accent" is so thick that nobody can understand permalink fedilink source parent [–] MajorasTerribleFate@lemmy.zip 1 point 8 months ago This is like the inverse of the trope of genies twisting your wish around. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 16 points 8 months ago (1 child) Showing up with armfuls of bribes each time should help. Staying anonymous would be the best way though, especially if your goings try it more than once. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world [S] 8 points 8 months ago (2 children) Nobody said your stuff teleports. Just you. Don't be greedy. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] phonics@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago (1 child) That goes for clothes too. So you arrive nude. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world [S] 4 points 8 months ago If you have the confidence to pull it off, you'll get the party started every single time. permalink fedilink source parent [–] kbobabob@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 8 months ago (2 children) It didn't say that anywhere. Next thing is that the dog doesn't actually speak Cantonese but only understands it. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] exasperation@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 point 8 months ago (1 child) His barks are the equivalent of the barks of a actual dog in Cantonese speaking regions. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 1 point 8 months ago Speaks Cantonese, but the "dog accent" is so thick that nobody can understand permalink fedilink source parent [–] MajorasTerribleFate@lemmy.zip 1 point 8 months ago This is like the inverse of the trope of genies twisting your wish around. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world [S] 8 points 8 months ago (2 children) Nobody said your stuff teleports. Just you. Don't be greedy. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] phonics@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago (1 child) That goes for clothes too. So you arrive nude. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world [S] 4 points 8 months ago If you have the confidence to pull it off, you'll get the party started every single time. permalink fedilink source parent [–] kbobabob@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 8 months ago (2 children) It didn't say that anywhere. Next thing is that the dog doesn't actually speak Cantonese but only understands it. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] exasperation@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 point 8 months ago (1 child) His barks are the equivalent of the barks of a actual dog in Cantonese speaking regions. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 1 point 8 months ago Speaks Cantonese, but the "dog accent" is so thick that nobody can understand permalink fedilink source parent [–] MajorasTerribleFate@lemmy.zip 1 point 8 months ago This is like the inverse of the trope of genies twisting your wish around. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] phonics@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago (1 child) That goes for clothes too. So you arrive nude. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world [S] 4 points 8 months ago If you have the confidence to pull it off, you'll get the party started every single time. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world [S] 4 points 8 months ago If you have the confidence to pull it off, you'll get the party started every single time. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] kbobabob@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 8 months ago (2 children) It didn't say that anywhere. Next thing is that the dog doesn't actually speak Cantonese but only understands it. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] exasperation@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 point 8 months ago (1 child) His barks are the equivalent of the barks of a actual dog in Cantonese speaking regions. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 1 point 8 months ago Speaks Cantonese, but the "dog accent" is so thick that nobody can understand permalink fedilink source parent [–] MajorasTerribleFate@lemmy.zip 1 point 8 months ago This is like the inverse of the trope of genies twisting your wish around. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] exasperation@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 point 8 months ago (1 child) His barks are the equivalent of the barks of a actual dog in Cantonese speaking regions. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 1 point 8 months ago Speaks Cantonese, but the "dog accent" is so thick that nobody can understand permalink fedilink source parent
[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 1 point 8 months ago Speaks Cantonese, but the "dog accent" is so thick that nobody can understand permalink fedilink source parent
[–] MajorasTerribleFate@lemmy.zip 1 point 8 months ago This is like the inverse of the trope of genies twisting your wish around. permalink fedilink source parent
