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[–] 33 points 2 years ago (1 child)

I have a Lemmy joke, but it won't federate.

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  • [–] 30 points 2 years ago

    I have a dad joke, but it's not apparent.

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  • [–] 9 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    I have a joke about video games, but it's pretty played out.

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  • [–] 7 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Because this should have been transcribed, here’s each one from inside out:

    I have a geography joke, but I don’t know where it is.

    I have a statistics joke, but it’s not significant.

    I have an Economics joke, but it’s not in demand.

    I have a civil engineering joke, but it’s still under construction.

    I have a philosophy joke, but I don’t know why.

    I have a math joke, but I can’t proof it.

    I have a physics joke it’s low potential.

    I have a chemistry joke, but it’s still brewing.

    I have a biology joke but it’s not viable.

    I have an archaeology joke but it’s probable just a ritual.

    I have a software joke, but I’m not ready to release it yet.

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  • I have a customer support joke, please hold...

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago

    I love the slow degradation of the image the further you go down.

    Needs more jpeg.

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  • I have a web journalism joke but it's behind a paywall

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago*

    It only counts if it's a maths joke.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago

    I have a torrenting joke, but it's only 99.1% complete

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago

    I have a mathematics joke, but it doesn't count.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago

    When will the update release? Soon™️

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago*

    I have a joke, but it's not funny.

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    [–] 2 points 2 years ago

    I have a statistics joke but it's not significant.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago* (1 child)

    I thought I was going crazy

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago

    I have a computer joke, but I'm still gathering all the parts needed to build it.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago

    I have a programming joke but nobody seems to get the reference.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 years ago*

    I have a data compression joke but it got Co!rru.l<ӵ(HucۡVT@u'ptAh2led

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    I have a programming joke, but if you're not a fan of recursion, you might find it repetitive. Reread this joke to get the punchline.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 years ago

    I got a stand-up joke, but its a let-down.

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  • [–] 0 points 2 years ago

    I have an artsy joke, but you wouldn't get it

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  • [–] 0 points 2 years ago

    I have the plans for a manufacturing joke but we probably cannot make it.

    I also have a railway joke but it's stuck at a red signal.

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  • [–] 0 points 2 years ago

    I have a culinary joke, but I’m still cooking

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  • [–] 0 points 2 years ago

    I have a sound joke but you can't hear it

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  • [–] 0 points 2 years ago

    I have a healthcare joke but it wasn’t ordered STAT

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