If you don't know how to drive a truck, please don't. Just dont.
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US cars are just too tall.
Too tall, wide, and long. While parking spaces have the same 1985 car standard size.
Most drivers where I live doesn’t even bother to park between lines anymore since you cannot get in/out of your vehicle if everybody park properly.
Looks like an unusually considerate truck owner to me.
"No care in the world" diagonal parking could've used 6 parking spots instead of a "mere"4.
I love parking as close as I can to these people. My car is already scratched and dinged up from random shit over the years.
I have an ancient and quirky 4x4, it's painted with bedliner, and I do the same. It's narrow enough to fit in a parking space that another vehicle is partially in.
Eyy, bedliner gang. Both of my 4 wheeled vehicles are bedlinered. Being shiny is for chumps.
Haha emotional support truck! Must be tough at times have a micro peen and no cunnilingus skills!
2023 and we're still body shaming dick size.
The point is less about body shaming and more about shaming the person's "small dick energy". Eg the kind of behavior you'd expect from someone who thinks dick size matters a ton and would buy nice things to try and compensate for their lack of size.
I still think we need another phrase. It's the same logic that people (myself included) used to defend using gay as a slur.
You can blame the driver for parking poorly, or you can blame the manufacturer for making a massive truck that can barely fit into a standard parking space, or you can blame car-centric infrastructure for making it so that everyone has to drive, even those that are insecure about their length.
I blame all three + the driver again for buying this stupid fucking truck they probably don't even need and won't benefit them 99% time. But hey, it excels at killing children in driveways, so that's something.
It's still the dipshit driver's fault. Nobody forced them to buy that monstrosity or park like that.
Racing stripes on a truck...hmmm.
Unrelated, but did you know that most cars and trucks only carry one spare tire?
So if, god forbid, something happened to more than one tire, it becomes significantly more difficult to deal with.
This just shows the laziness and incompetence of truck drivers. I could see this being an easy mistake to make since he's pretty close on all the lines, but it really doesn't take that long to correct it when you get out of your truck lol.
Without more context, at least he parked away from others in an empty part of the lot.
This is why bad parking is the worst. Any individual incident of shitty driving could be some momentary distraction or lapse of judgement. Things happen that people can’t take back.
But with parking, it’s always fixable. That way you KNOW they are a cunt, whether they did it on purpose, or noticed and didn’t fix it, or most likely never gave enough of a shit to even try in the first place.
Idiot drivers*
Happens with all vehicle's. Not everyone that owns a truck has a room temp IQ like the person depicted here.
A largely disproportionate pool of the Idiot drivers* are just truck drivers lol.
I am the guy that parks right beside him. In my designated spot. Takes a photo of his car and plate. Walks away. That drama is his drama.
That guy is taking up like 50 bike parking spots.
Perhaps stores should set up a handful of "big car" parking spots at the very far end of the lot and let these losers walk.
That's the way it should be but they don't care they park anywhere they want.
This parking lot looks pretty empty to me
The car's size is the same of one's ego.
Needs a 2x2 sticker added to the back to show how many parking spaces he occupies.
(🛻 * 📏) = 1/( 🍆 * 📏 )
Odd how the tiniest dicks take the most space.
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