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[–] 59 points 2 years ago (2 children)

If you don't know how to drive a truck, please don't. Just dont.

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  • [–] 32 points 2 years ago (14 children)

    Elect me dictator of the world and I will implement my pickup truck and SUV tiered licensing scheme: Before you are allowed to have an F-150 or Escalade, first you must complete a 4 year probationary period of driving, say, a Suzuki Samurai.

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  • [–] 56 points 2 years ago (8 children)

    US cars are just too tall.

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  • [–] 54 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

    Too tall, wide, and long. While parking spaces have the same 1985 car standard size.

    Most drivers where I live doesn’t even bother to park between lines anymore since you cannot get in/out of your vehicle if everybody park properly.

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    [–] 38 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Looks like an unusually considerate truck owner to me.

    "No care in the world" diagonal parking could've used 6 parking spots instead of a "mere"4.

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    [–] 33 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    I love parking as close as I can to these people. My car is already scratched and dinged up from random shit over the years.

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  • [–] 9 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    I have an ancient and quirky 4x4, it's painted with bedliner, and I do the same. It's narrow enough to fit in a parking space that another vehicle is partially in.

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  • [–] 30 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    Haha emotional support truck! Must be tough at times have a micro peen and no cunnilingus skills!

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  • [–] 9 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    2023 and we're still body shaming dick size.

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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    The point is less about body shaming and more about shaming the person's "small dick energy". Eg the kind of behavior you'd expect from someone who thinks dick size matters a ton and would buy nice things to try and compensate for their lack of size.

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    [–] 29 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    You can blame the driver for parking poorly, or you can blame the manufacturer for making a massive truck that can barely fit into a standard parking space, or you can blame car-centric infrastructure for making it so that everyone has to drive, even those that are insecure about their length.

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    Racing stripes on a truck...hmmm.

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    [–] 14 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Unrelated, but did you know that most cars and trucks only carry one spare tire?

    So if, god forbid, something happened to more than one tire, it becomes significantly more difficult to deal with.

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    [–] 13 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    This just shows the laziness and incompetence of truck drivers. I could see this being an easy mistake to make since he's pretty close on all the lines, but it really doesn't take that long to correct it when you get out of your truck lol.

    Without more context, at least he parked away from others in an empty part of the lot.

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  • [–] 10 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    This is why bad parking is the worst. Any individual incident of shitty driving could be some momentary distraction or lapse of judgement. Things happen that people can’t take back.

    But with parking, it’s always fixable. That way you KNOW they are a cunt, whether they did it on purpose, or noticed and didn’t fix it, or most likely never gave enough of a shit to even try in the first place.

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    [–] 13 points 2 years ago (14 children)

    I am the guy that parks right beside him. In my designated spot. Takes a photo of his car and plate. Walks away. That drama is his drama.

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    [–] 11 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    That guy is taking up like 50 bike parking spots.

    Perhaps stores should set up a handful of "big car" parking spots at the very far end of the lot and let these losers walk.

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    [–] 10 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    This parking lot looks pretty empty to me

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    [–] 10 points 2 years ago

    This car is FAT! I mean this car is body-positive.

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  • [–] 9 points 2 years ago (5 children)

    The car's size is the same of one's ego.

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    [–] 9 points 2 years ago

    Hence the 4x4 sticker: 4 parking spaces for 4 wheels.

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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago

    Needs a 2x2 sticker added to the back to show how many parking spaces he occupies.

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    (🛻 * 📏) = 1/( 🍆 * 📏 )

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Odd how the tiniest dicks take the most space.

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    Ah, that's where I left it!

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