In light of what other's have been memeing ... it made me think.

If you became captain of a ship, what would your warp slogan be?

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[–] [S] 63 points 2 years ago* (3 children)

I'm Indigenous Canadian and I speak my language Ojibway-Cree (a dialect in between Ojibway and Cree ... it's neither one or the other, can kind of understand one and the other but not really)

So my go to warp slogan would be ... Eh-koo Mash-cha!! ... basically a phrase that translates to just 'Ok then ... Let's go!'

BTW: ... that has got to be shittiest looking stereotypical Native person I've ever memed ... lol

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  • [–] [S] 23 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    I can't believe I missed that ... I completely forgot about this scene and Mel Brooks dressed up as an Indian ... it's been years since I saw that movie ... now I can't stop laughing .. my warp core has been ejected ...

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  • [–] 13 points 2 years ago* (1 child)

    Oddly enough, your phrase sounds very Klingon. And, lacking the impulse control:

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  • [–] [S] 19 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    I have a female cousin that would have passed for Klingon ... she used to scream Ojibway/Cree obscenities when she got mad at her children

    AH TAGUY! TAGUY! TAHK-GUY! AH-GUY!! SHOO-AH-GUY! TAHK-GUY! AHHH-GUY!!

    (in case you're wondering ... Taguy means genitals and more specifically 'penis' - a very insulting way to yell obscenities in my language ... the variations are basically just saying ... penis, penis, big penis, little penis, a very big penis, penis, little penis .... and yes, she used to yell this at 100 decibels at her kids)

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  • [–] 44 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    “Don’t forget to smash that warp button”

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    Elwood: It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.

    Jake: Hit it.

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    Leeeeerrooooyy Jennnnkinnnssss!

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    [–] 24 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Pitter patter, let's get at 'er

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    [–] 20 points 2 years ago (5 children)

    Ive been a car guy my whole life so Id have to have a few depending on what warp rating we were looking at.

    "Helm, Warp 3, Just a nice drive in the country"

    "Helm, Warp 5. Chirp the tyres"

    "Helm! Warp 7. Dump the clutch!"

    "Helm! WARP 9! SEND IT!"

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    [–] 20 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Alternately, shouting WARP ME in intense situations with an added slam to the arm rest.

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  • [–] 17 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    I always said “Hit it” but then Pike used it in strange worlds. Not sure now.

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    [–] 15 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Just nice and simple, ENGAGE!

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    [–] 15 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    My warp command would be:

    “Kick the tires and light the fires, warp 9 ensign”

    No one seems to have a catch phrase for engaging the transporter. Mine would be:

    “Smoke me a kipper, I’ll be back for breakfast.”

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    [–] 14 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Let's outrun some photons.

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    [–] 14 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    Don't wait for my order, just go when we're ready

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    [–] 12 points 2 years ago

    Punch it Chewie

    I've thought about it and still have no clue lol

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  • [–] 12 points 2 years ago

    Let's fucking goooooooo, gamers!

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  • [–] 12 points 2 years ago

    Let's get frisky with physics.

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  • [–] 12 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Rücksturz zur Erde. Schöne Grüße von der Orion!

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    [–] 12 points 2 years ago

    Make us go.

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    [–] 12 points 2 years ago*

    Since the laws of physics say nothing can travel faster than light,

    "Ensign Smith, bend the rules!"

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  • [–] 10 points 2 years ago

    Honestly I like Lorcas slogan. Very simple and to the point. "Go."

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  • [–] 10 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    I'd put on my tiny shorts and stand in front of the view screen waving a chequered flag.

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    [–] 10 points 2 years ago

    Thursday is Pakled day:

    "Make ship go!"

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