They want to annex Canada and they misguided belief is that damaging Canada's economy will facilitate that. Fentanyl is just an obvious pretext.

well mr. trump had done it,
republicans had won it,
with poilievre clucking all the while,
trudeau's resignation made us smile,
wayne's legacy lay unconscious on the bar-room tile.

we're talkin' trade war!
from maine to manitoba,
talkin' trade war!
uranium and canola

edit: i ran out of ideas. was hoping someone could finish the last verse