Don't forget to tip your cashier 100% when they tell you too.

Don't forget to only use Loblaws credit cards because they told you too

Parking now costs $150 an hour

You must now rent your shopping cart from Loblaws and you pay based on the amount of total weight that was put inside. Your own children sitting into he cart will also affect the cost.

You must now mop and sweep after you go through an isle.

Don't fight it...just comply