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[–] 18 points 8 months ago (4 children)

Just imagine it lapping at the juices leaking from the shredded remains of your face. Glad to help!

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  • [–] 12 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    Worse, cat tongues are barbed and are actually abrasive. They can literally lick your face off given enough time.

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