These Albertans are among a small minority of Canadians who want to join the U.S. as the 51st state
(www.nationalobserver.com)
I hear they'll make you an honorary citizen and even provide you a new home if you show up at the border with gun and declare you are a foreigner who wants to live in America!
Also,
Fuck. These. Fucking. Piece. Of. Shit. Little. Fucking. Goofs.