So sorry to hear that. Their short lifespans are their only downside. There are longer lived true spiders that can be fun to keep, and tarantulas can be remarkably long-lived (some of mine will probably outlive me), but jumpers have a special magic to them.

It's 1992. Your mom just took you through the Dairy Queen drive in after supper. It was 30C today, and it's going to be 35C tomorrow, but you're an American child in 1992 and have no idea what that means in Freedom Units.

😍 Adorable thank you! Is that a female P. regius? What other spoods do you keep?

I hope I don't ever have to euthanize one of my spiders, as the crush method does seem to be the most humane way to go about it. I can't imagine having to do that with a 10" tarantula

Pics of your jumping spider plz..

I don't really care for dills much unless they're our good homemade dills, and even then i really only like them on their own, not in/on things.

Sweet pickles are my favorite (especially baby sweets OMG) but my partner says sweet pickles are too much of a pain in the ass to make at home. She makes batches of "bread and butter" slices which are really good, but not the same. Sadly I have to go store bought for my sweet pickle fix.

Her hot & spicy pickles are petty bomb too.

I was about halfway through this before I realized they were talking about anarchists and not arachnids

This is Bob. Bob had bitch tits. Huge sweating tits that hung enormous - the way you'd think of God's as big.

Pretty sure that's a Moltres

I doubt it's relevant to the argument you're having (as they have very similar anatomy), but: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Damselfly

It has the same if not worse health risks

That's a pretty strong claim. Source?

So glad I chose Team Rock over Team Stick