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[–] 116 points 5 days ago* (3 children)

Find any cool notebooks laying around recently?

Might I suggest practicing writing letters to your government officials in it, it's good to know how to write their names. Just practice your penmanship, and think of their faces while writing the names.

Start from the top down. It'll be fun!

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  • [–] [S] 7 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 child)

    That's just too heavy for me right now. I don't want all that negativity in my new journal. Mostly I've been doodling my puppies, playing MASH and TRUE LOVE FLAME to find my true love, like back in middle-school, etc...but I hate to waste such a nice notebook only on such tripe.

    I think I'm finally going to write all those letters I've been meaning to send to my family, favorite childhood teachers, etc. Hell, it's a long-shot, but I might even try to send a couple of thank you notes to some of my heroes. Dolly Parton. Jane Goodall. David Attenborough. They probably won't see it, but I'll be glad I at least tried, you know?

    Edit: RIP Jane Goodall. :(

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  • [–] 67 points 5 days ago (1 child)

    That's a common blue footed Shinigami, there should be a bird journal somewhere near it. Try writing the names of your favorite conservative politicians in it!

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  • [–] 14 points 5 days ago (1 child)

    To confirm, check for any nearby apple trees.

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  • [–] [S] 7 points 5 days ago (1 child)

    I hope they like kudzu. And prickly lettuce. And whatever the hell else is dominating my yard. Or really nature's yard to be more honest about the situation.

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  • [–] 4 points 5 days ago (1 child)

    Fun fact: kudzu is edible! And if you fry the leaves and salt them, they're like the best potato chips ever! Basically the whole plant is edible except for seed/seedpods. Obviously, do you own research, make sure it's actually kudzu, etc. But if it, it's delicious

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  • [–] 2 points 4 days ago

    I was going to make kudzu jelly last summer, I collected the leaves to brew into a tea and was going to add pectin bit I realized I didn't have pectin. Then the next time I was at the store, I was looking for pectin but found the grape jelly instead and bought that.

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  • [–] 59 points 5 days ago (1 child)

    That's just an ordinary utility pole. Are you feeling all right, OP? Got a fever or anything?

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  • [–] 25 points 5 days ago

    its ryuk after taking Lights life.

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    [–] 23 points 5 days ago (1 child)

    His name is Ryuk and he likes apples.

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    [–] 3 points 3 days ago

    Rofl first shitpost to get me in a long time, bravo!

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  • [–] 9 points 4 days ago

    Goddamn everyone in the comments talking about apples. I tried to leave a macbook outside for the bird but he just shit on it.

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  • [–] 11 points 5 days ago

    Oh that's probably just David. Maybe take your dog in early tonight though.

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  • [–] 19 points 5 days ago (1 child)

    I don't see anything, but if you picked up a black notebook off the ground recently, feel free to throw my name in there. DM for my headshots

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  • [–] 6 points 4 days ago

    Pretty sure that's a Moltres

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  • [–] 15 points 5 days ago

    That's just a pigeon. Don't worry about it.

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  • [–] 6 points 4 days ago

    this goes hard

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  • [–] 10 points 5 days ago (5 children)

    Its a flying monkey from Oz

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    [–] 13 points 5 days ago (1 child)

    Thats just a sleep paralisis demon. If you give him a blowjob, he'll fall in love with you. Then he'll be YOUR sleep paralisis demon! Isn't that nice?

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    [–] 12 points 5 days ago

    Try feeding it some apples.

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  • [–] 4 points 4 days ago*

    Sorry. That's me. I was out for a snack

    EDIT: The snack wasn't people.

    EDIT 2: Ok, I realize bringing it up makes it seem like the snack WAS people, but, I promise you, it was NOT people

    EDIT 3: You know what? Who are YOU to judge anyway? Like... hypothetically... if I WERE a winged demon from the underworld that OCCASIONALLY surfaces to nibble on some human toes... is that such a bad thing?

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  • [–] 9 points 5 days ago

    Fucking hell why do I see this right before I go to sleep. Goddammit.

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  • [–] 7 points 5 days ago (1 child)
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    Sleep paralysis friend

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  • [–] 3 points 4 days ago

    Fuck now I won’t be able to sleep tonight. TIHI.

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  • [–] 6 points 5 days ago (1 child)
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    [–] 5 points 5 days ago

    We are leeeeegion

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  • [–] 5 points 5 days ago

    Quit your job, enjoy your time, the end is near

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  • Just a grackle

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  • [–] 4 points 5 days ago*

    death demon, v common. check for books under him, i'll buy it off you, if you dont want it that is...

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