"Hi, Lesbian, I'm Brian."

"Good for you, but what does that have to do with the job?"

Respond super excited, like when you meet someone who shares the same niche hobby than you: "I like girls too! So tell me, what have you found to be the best technic to eat pussy?"

A thespian you say? Why, I was in a production of Hamlet myself!

"Neat."

What prompted that disclosure? Could she smell the horniness emanating from Anon? Did he, as he noticed she was a woman, give off a vibe like a starving cartoon wolf imagining the main character as comprised entirely of sausages?

I respond by hoping I'm a girl in this scenario. Anon forgot to specify.

Yeah this didn't happen because there's literally no reason to bring that up. Unless OP was being creepy which is totally possible given the website.

“Hi, Lesbian, I’m anon.”

'I know'

In this case its a bit different but what i see is that everything is oversexualized but the effect of that is people are actually more lonely because every social interaction you have with anyone who could be a sexual partner automatically becomes strange.

"me too"

Final answer

"Hell yeah I like chicks too!" go for a high five

Sorry that you feel obligated to mention this based on your past experiences. I hope our interactions are professional. Please let me know if I step over a line... my jokes are sometimes a little off but never misogynistic maybe a little dark, but I work on it.

With that out of the way ... my Name is Anon, I am happily married. Now.. let's Beginn =]

And I'm married, so I'm kind of asexual (at work), so we're ought to be friends!

It's probably a way for her not to be flirted with. To protect herself. So I'd say something reassuring like that.

So, do you pronounce the full name, "lesbian", or do you shorten it to "les" or something?

Anon must address her as “Lesbian” for now until eternity, considering that’s all she is.

Hi Lesbian, I'm Anon.

Shrug is the only correct response at work. Or maybe "that's nice" to be more polite.

"I wasn't interested"

“Sounds like we have something in common.”

"Well, then I now identify as a woman, girrrrl!"

Oof. That seems inappropriate on so many levels. I think it offends pretty much everyone.

This is infinitely funnier if OP is a woman

It's time for anon to drop the classic dad joke

"Me too!"

"cool, let's smash!"

What's your best pickup line?

"Don't flatter yourself"

"Ma'am, this is a Wendy's..."

"Hi Lesbian, I'm Moss"

Let's compare notes then!

"Oh, that makes sense."

👍

If this is the US, straight to HR. 🤑

"Me too, let's make out and adopt a pit bull"

You too..