Raining all day today, I just had the long walk into work and "Trust me, there's no word for 'crisp' on Ferenginar." comes into my head. What is one of your favorites?

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[–] 87 points 2 years ago (3 children)

“It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose. That is not a weakness... that is life.”

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  • [–] 64 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Bashir: "They broke seven of your transverse ribs and fractured your clavicle."

    Garak: "Ah, but I got off several cutting remarks which, no doubt, did serious damage to their egos."

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  • [–] 46 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Two, are they're not surprisingly both from Garak:

    Garak: The truth is usually just an excuse for lack of imagination.


    Odo: You'd shoot a man in the back?

    Garak: Well, it's the safest way, isn't it?

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  • [–] 36 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Garak has so many great quotes:

    Garak: Treason, like beauty, is in the eye of the beholder.


    Garak: I believe in coincidences. Coincidences happen every day. But I don't trust coincidences.


    Garak: Paranoid is what they call people who imagine threats against their life. I have threats against my life.

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  • [–] 13 points 2 years ago

    ZIYAL: Why don't you just let Garak design a dress on his own? You know whatever he comes up with will be beautiful.

    GARAK: My dear, I find your blind adoration both flattering and disturbing, but she does have a point.

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  • [–] 41 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    The scene where Quark compares the federation to root beer with Garak.

    Q: "I want you to try something for me. Take a sip of this. It's called root beer. What do you think?"

    G: "Oh! It's vile!"

    Q: "I know. It's so bubbly, and cloying, and happy."

    G: "Like the Federation..."

    Q: "But you know what's really frightening? If you drink enough of it, you begin to like it. Like the Federation..."

    G: "Insidious!"

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  • [–] 33 points 2 years ago

    Picard - ‘You can test that assumption at your convenience’ most political way to say f’ around and find out.

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  • [–] 29 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably.

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    [–] 25 points 2 years ago

    "I regret that we meet in this way. You and I are of a kind. In a different reality, I could have called you friend." -- The Romulan commander in Balance of Terror

    "In every revolution, there's one man with a vision." -- Kirk in Mirror, Mirror

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  • [–] 25 points 2 years ago

    Lying is a skill like any other, and if you want to maintain a level of excellence you have to practice constantly.

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  • [–] 20 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    "Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra! Temba, his arms wide. Shaka, when the walls fell."

    Those lines for some reason resonate with me. That episode highlighted a divide I didn't know existed between myself and others.

    I can't be any more clear about what I'm saying to you. Please understand so we can work on this problem together!

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  • [–] 16 points 2 years ago

    Ode to Spot is pretty classic.

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  • [–] 14 points 2 years ago

    "... and no one ever offered him a command. He learned to play it safe, and he never, ever, got noticed by anyone"

    This line has been the basis of several career changing events for me, and overall it's worked out pretty well

    One I quote often:

    "What do I do?"

    "FIND HIM AND KILL HIM"

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  • [–] 12 points 2 years ago

    There’s coffee in that nebula!

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    [–] 11 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    "Well double dumbass on you" - James Tiberius Kirk

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  • [–] 10 points 2 years ago

    Prune juice, a worriors drink!

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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago

    Inspector Kashyk: "You created false readings!"

    Janeway: "Oh, wasn't that the theme for the evening?"

    From Counterpoint, my favorite episode

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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago

    Shut up already, Morn.

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  • [–] 7 points 2 years ago

    Sisko:

    Do you know what the trouble is? The trouble is Earth-on Earth there is no poverty, no crime, no war. You look out the window of Starfleet Headquarters and you see paradise. It's easy to be a saint in paradise, but the Maquis do not live in paradise. Out there in the demilitarized zone all the problems haven't been solved yet. Out there, there are no saints, just people-angry, scared, determined people who are going to do whatever it takes to survive, whether it meets with Federation approval or not.


    And one from Quark:

    Let me tell you something about Hew-mons, Nephew. They're a wonderful, friendly people, as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working. But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those same friendly, intelligent, wonderful people... will become as nasty and as violent as the most bloodthirsty Klingon. You don't believe me? Look at those faces. Look in their eyes.

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago

    I can live with it.

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago

    Lwaxana: Life's true gift is the capacity to enjoy enjoyment

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago

    TNG of course, S04E11, Data's Day

    Riker: "Some days you get the bear, and some days the bear gets you.*"

    I remember it with 'sometimes' instread of 'some days' and somehow it deeply resonates with me.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago

    Capt. Picard:

    The first duty of every Starfleet officer is to the truth, whether it's scientific truth or historical truth or personal truth! It is the guiding principle on which Starfleet is based. And if you can't find it within yourself to stand up and tell the truth about what happened, you don't deserve to wear that uniform!

    —TNG, The First Duty

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago

    Mudd: "Human beings do not survive on bread alone ... but on the nourishments of liberty. For what indeed is a man without freedom ... naught but a mechanism, trapped in the cogwheels of eternity."

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago

    Freedom!? That is our sacred word!

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

    So many great lines to choose from. I’m watching Our Man Bashir right now and these stand out:

    Garak: Kiss the girl, get the key. They never taught me that in the Obsidian Order.

    A little later in the episode…

    Bashir shoots at Garak grazing his neck.

    Garak: Doctor, that was awfully close! What if you’d killed me?

    Bashir: What makes you think I wasn’t trying?

    Garak: Doctor, I do believe there’s hope for you yet.

    Bashir: Ah, I’m so relieved. Now we have to get to the control room. Are you coming or not?

    Garak: Well, who am I to question Julian Bashir, secret agent? Lead on!

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 child)

    Every one of us has a thousand different kinds of little people inside of us, and some of them want to get out and be wild, and some want to be sad or happy or inventive, or even just go dancing! That's why we all have so many different urges at different times. And all those different little people inside of us: we must never be afraid to take them with us wherever we go. Who knows when we may need one of them to pop up and rescue us from ourselves! Variety, my dear Alex. The great secret is not the variety of life, it's the variety of us.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 years ago

    It is glemming out there.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 years ago

    You're mocking me aren't you? - Worf when I need a deadpan response to someone razzing me.for some reason.

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