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We wear ties at the base of our necks not the base of our heads
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Missed opportunity:
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A tie is worn at the bottom of the neck.
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While my first instinct was A, that leaves the tie dragging along the ground, so for a long tie I'd have to go with B so the tie doesn't get all dirty. Best of both worlds work be a bow tie in position A.
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A is definitely the lesser of two weevils.
C! at that middle joint? thing
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I feel like they'd wear a bow tie because neither of these options looks professional.
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B looks v profesh if he stands up straight and speaks with diction
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My mom taught me growing up that you can never be too professional. Going by that advice, I think A & B at the same time is the clear answer.
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Asking for a friend?
This is exactly the kind of silly shit I come here for. Bravo!
At the bend of the second neck, it’s in between both options so it is the most politically correct.
B, but with a tie clip! He's no philistine.
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They wouldn't wear a leash because they aren't a dog.
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B but it has to be longer. The more elegant the dongle the more attractive he is to HR
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Some say A, some say B, I guess it's a tie.
a tie sits on the shoulders so the tie of a Giraffe Weevil would need to sit much lower than is illustrated.
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