As a platypus lays eggs and produces milk, it’s the only animal that can make its own custard.

Also well known for foiling evil plots while wearing a fedora.

No stomach? Hadn't heard that one before

And they sweat milk!

They also don't have nipples (though do have mammary glands) and mother platypuses basically sweat milk through their skin for the pups to collect off their fur

The UV light thing wasn't discovered (or at least published) until 2020.
Phineas and Ferb ended in 2015.

It is worth mentioning that when the first stuffed sample of platypus was sent to Britain, the scientists thought it is a joke.

No stomach?! Does food go straight to the colon?

Like the universe got lazy and hit the "Randomize for me" button instead LMAO

Seeing living platypus is high on my bucket list, I'm still not convinced it's not a hoax

Ok who’s got pics of the glowing platypus?

And that's the reason you can only find platypuses in Australia.

Creationists: gOd WoRkS iN mYsTeRiOs WayS

And Dan Povenmire was the first to discover the florescence. People Perry the platypus was more scientifically accurate than you thought.

It's a Pokémon. And so far, the only one with at least 4 types: water, poison, flying and electric. How the fuck can you even counter it?

When you cheat and choose all the perks in the character creator.

It's also adorable! Also, the babies are called platypups!

I'm curious now how a mammal develops in an external egg. The process seems so weird.

Bin parts build

They also have spikes in their hind legs that they use to deliver an extremely painful venom that can paralyze small animals.

I'd like to be, oooohhhh my favorite animal

I want to be, oooohhhh my favorite animal

I'd be a platypus, for you