One that comes to mind for me: "Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger" is not always true. Maybe even only half the time! Are there any phrases you tend to hear and shake your head at?

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[–] 154 points 2 years ago (10 children)

"What doesn't kill you makes you stronger."

No. What doesn't kill you creates trauma.

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  • [–] 59 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Yeah what didn't kill me gave me a chronic disease. I'm weak as hell compared to 3 years ago.

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    [–] 124 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    “All’s fair in love and war”

    No it isn’t you fucking sociopath

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    I've always liked it. I guess it depends who is saying it because when my old boss said it, it meant more like, "this is the situation we're in, let's not waste time arguing about why it is the situation and let's just focus on dealing with it and going forward"

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    [–] 88 points 2 years ago (8 children)

    "Everything happens for a reason ."

    No. Fuck no, and fuck you. I DARE you to say that to the faces of the endless innocent people—many of whom are CHILDREN—who have been murdered, tortured, abused, enslaved, raped, ect.

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    [–] 75 points 2 years ago (12 children)

    "Grow up and live in the real world" / "Life's not fair" / other thought-terminating cliches used to shut down anyone who wants the world to be a better place than it is. Like, I fucking know it's an unfair place. The whole point is that I would like for it to be less unfair.

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    [–] 67 points 2 years ago* (2 children)

    "Pull up by the bootstraps"aka bootstrapping was a phrase originally coined to mean something being literally impossible and is now used as a tool to shame the poor for not overcoming nearly impossible social barriers.

    "That's just how they are" is always used to excuse bullies for being bullies.

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  • [–] 28 points 2 years ago

    aka bootstrapping

    "Bootstrapping" came after "pull up by the bootstraps". The former does allude to the latter, but it isn't the same phrase; it was used in computing to refer to the initial startup of a computer, where the computer has to start up enough of itself to load its own code into memory. That's a difficult problem, but not an impractical one.

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    [–] 56 points 2 years ago* (6 children)

    "He/she just tells it like it is" No, they are just saying things that resonate with you, but have no actual alignment with data, facts or morality. Simply saying things with no filter doesn't equal "like it is". I find it is usually attributed to, at best, oversimplified or completely ignorant statements, at worst, misleading and/or hateful statements.

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    [–] 52 points 2 years ago (6 children)

    Unused ram is wasted ram. Pisses me off to no end. What I do with my ram is my concern, I don't want you bloating up and using it.

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    [–] 49 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    In response to gross privacy violations from big companies and governments:

    "If you've done nothing wrong, you've got nothing to fear."

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    [–] 41 points 2 years ago (6 children)

    “Quick question” just means you want a quick answer

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    [–] 36 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    "lets agree to disagree"

    how about fuck you, one of us is wrong and I want to know which one of us that is!

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  • [–] 31 points 2 years ago* (1 child)

    Most people don’t care about what’s true, something that took me forever to realize. Encountering humanity under the assumption that everyone cares about the truth (or any aspect of empirical and normative reality) is bound to be suuuper confusing until you figure things out. People are literally animals (we forget that), and animals are just trying to survive. Some of them are cute or loving. Not all of them are particularly “good,” and even fewer are willing to sacrifice creature comforts in pursuit of some abstract virtues. That’s why Trump gets any votes.

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    "God loves you" is fine for me. they are usually simply wishing us happiness in their own way (sure it can be passive-aggressively throw to people they call "sinners" too).

    What I really despise is "god has a plan" as words of comfort.

    A plan for fucking what? Noahs ark V2? cleverly getting around the "promise not to flood the earth" clause by having greedy assholes pollute the earth in his stead ?

    "Ah little 4 year old Andrew would fuck up my plans, better give him cancer... Hm, let's hit Jane with a truck just incase"

    I don't appreciate that you somehow think a magic man in the sky planning something so cruel would be of any comfort to me.

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    [–] 33 points 2 years ago (7 children)

    I'm sure I'll get guff for this but, "common sense". Throughout my youth, when people told me something was common sense, I usually thought they were wrong.

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    [–] 33 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    "it's just a few bad apples"

    That's only half the saying. It is used most of the time as if the full thing is "a few bad apples aren't a problem because the rest are fine" rather than the real thing "a few bad apples spoil the lot."

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    [–] 30 points 2 years ago (7 children)

    Whatever doesn't kill you makes you numb and traumatized, not stronger. Big difference.

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    [–] 30 points 2 years ago (7 children)

    "Boys will be boys"

    How about you teach your kid how to behave and respect others so they don't grow up to be an entitled asshole.

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    [–] 30 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    people talking about not being old enough to retire.

    Retirement is a function of finance not age.

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    [–] 30 points 2 years ago (5 children)

    When you forget what you were about to say:

    "Must not have been important"

    How in the ever-living fuck could anybody come to that conclusion?

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    [–] 25 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    "No pain, no gain. "

    As someone who's been running for over 30 years and working ou for 20, if there is pain, there is injury. When there is injury, you take a break and regress. People may say that muscle pain or stiff muscles are a sign of a good workout, not an injury. However, even with those your risk of injury is much higher, and you'll eventually hurt yourself. "No pain" should be one of the outcomes of smart exercise, not an admonishment for not working hard enough.

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    [–] 24 points 2 years ago* (5 children)

    "It's human nature" used to describe something horrific like war or rape.

    It's not. Human nature is as when we were children, playing with friends and loving each other.

    Militaries have to condition humans to do violence to each other and to follow orders from "superiors". Half of school is quashing kids' creativity and making them follow arbitrary rules because "the adults" say so.

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    [–] 24 points 2 years ago* (1 child)

    It's been a millenium since I've heard it, as I no longer qualify as young.

    But

    "You'll understand when you're older"

    I'm older.

    I'm thirty.

    The only thing I "understand" is that all the rules are arbitrary as all fuck, society was made up by idiots with giant sticks up their arses, and everyone should go fuck themselves.

    The only "progress" I made is that I stopped hating myself for "failing at society" and started hating society for failing so many people.

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    [–] 22 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    "Make America Great Again" 😂🤣

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    [–] 21 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    "Practice makes perfect."

    Let me tell you about my 7th grade all county band audition, where I showed up and skillfully played 40 measures of not what the sheet music said because I misread it and practiced what I misread.

    "Practice" needs some kind of mechanism for feedback and correction, such as a coach or instructor.

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    [–] 20 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    "If you run into assholes all day you're the asshole"

    Because bullying is not a thing amirite

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  • [–] 19 points 2 years ago

    I prefer the version. "If you smell shit, check the floor. If you constantly smell shit, check your shoes."

    It's a reminder that a 1 off problem is likely external to you. If the problem seems to follow you around, it's likely attached to you.

    It doesn't deny that the problem could still be external, but not to externalise things unless you are sure you're not causing it.

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