Nothing would be funnier if the Internet destroyed Vance's career over a shit post.

The piece of shit known as JD Vance deserves it.

Wait so the couch fucking thing was bullshit? It's just so... specific. Talk about an impressive shitpost.

If Trump kicks Vance off the ticket, I'd be interested to see who at this point would be willing to throw in with him. You have to think that list is even shorter now than it was a month ago

I'm from central KY and my wife's from Appalachia. I think the entire region would have a massive week long party titled "FUCK JD VANCE FOREVER" if this happened. He's one of the most hated people around here. You even bring up his name and you can see people's heart rates and fury and anger go up even before the ranting begins.

Beyond anything else, I think we can agree that's a heck of a headline. British press style is extremely annoying, but every now and then something clicks and makes you wonder if it's all worthy (it isn't).

He just did an interview with Oprah this weekend

The couch thing might be fiction, but he really did google dolphin porn (who cares about his purported reason).

Trump has no problem dropping people when they aren't doing him any favors. He sure did as president. I wouldn't be shocked if he dropped Vance... but I also don't think it will help him if he does it no matter who else he picks.

How the actual fuck am I being served an ad for a couch in this thread!?

Given how much press the sofa is taking, I would not be surprised if Trump ditches Vance for the sofa.

Give it time. Soon enough he'll hire a reputation management company, shave his beard, show up for Dancing on the Stars, then SNL will put him in a sketch as Waluigi.

He can go to the same bottomless pit fat orange is headed for

“You can have a vice-president that is outstanding in every way, and I think JD is, I think all of them would have been, but you’re not voting that way. You’re voting for the president. You’re voting for me.”

As the oldest presidential candidate in American history, I think it's entirely reasonable to consider the non-trivial chance that his second may need to step in at some point.

Sofa king, we Todd did.

I don't think you can really blame the sofa for being bad at sex. It is an inanimate object.

This would be a perfect thing for Tucker Carlson to just ask questions about. If he wasn’t a huge piece of shit