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[–] 52 points 2 years ago (1 child)

As someone who has a shit ton of spider webs that I constantly walk through when I go outside, I approve. And would like to know where to get this thread.

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  • [–] 20 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    It actually turns out to be a lot easier just to make smaller spiders.

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  • [–] 12 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    I killed a big one and it's legions of mini me fans came crawling out in every direction.

    do not recommend unless properly prepared

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  • [–] 14 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Yes, too many times I’ve had this happen. I don’t spook easily, but baby spiders from a crushed mama spider has me looking and acting like the un-manliest of men.

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    acting like the unmanliest of men

    Sir I don’t how to break it to you

    You have a rare disease called be a person

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  • [–] 7 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    While my comment uses somewhat of an antiquated (and potentially toxic) expectation of “manly” behavior, I was attempting to paint a humorous picture of what I would look like in that situation. FWIW, I was not making a condemnation of anyone for this type of behavior. If anything, I was poking fun at myself. 😊

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  • [–] 16 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    The "Iv'e" bothers me more than it should.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 years ago

    Okay, who pranked me with the Gordian knot??

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  • [–] 1 point 2 years ago

    [spider destroys scientist's house]

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