You're telling me you got your doctoral in only 4 years... Consider me a skeptic Dr. Kitty Cat.

Am cat. Awards me dog-toral.

It’s missing the name of the degree: “Doctor of Litter-ature” https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/cat-roams-university-campus-for-4-years-gets-doctoral-degree/ar-BB1nFOKp

roams University campus for 4 years

I presumed that's how everyone got degrees.

Nobody talks about the crippling debt he got too

That's Dr. Cat, PhD to you

4 years is good timing, unless already had a master's degree

Bull-fucking-shit!

I tried the same and got nothing.

PHD- purr heavy darling

F.D.C. Williard finally has some competition