β² 254 βΌ Justice for Mr cow πβ (sh.itjust.works) submitted 2 years ago by CDRMITTENS@sh.itjust.works to c/noncredibledefense@sh.itjust.works 30 comments fedilink hide all child comments r*ddit
[β] RustyWizard@programming.dev 107 points 2 years ago (2 children) Those arenβt targets painted on, theyβre munitions. This A-10 shot a cow at enemy combatants. permalink fedilink source hideshow 4 child comments replies: [β] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 27 points 2 years ago (1 child) Or he's only got one confirmed kill... permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] Seraph@kbin.social 20 points 2 years ago (1 child) All those bombs and all they killed was one cow? What a waste! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] littlebluespark@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago (1 child) That's one plucky bovine! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] bradorsomething@ttrpg.network 1 point 2 years ago (1 child) He looks kind of woozy. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] littlebluespark@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago It's from all that milking. Takes a toll after a while, ya know? πΆ permalink fedilink source parent [β] Hupf@feddit.de 16 points 2 years ago Fetchez la vache! permalink fedilink source parent
[β] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 27 points 2 years ago (1 child) Or he's only got one confirmed kill... permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] Seraph@kbin.social 20 points 2 years ago (1 child) All those bombs and all they killed was one cow? What a waste! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] littlebluespark@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago (1 child) That's one plucky bovine! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] bradorsomething@ttrpg.network 1 point 2 years ago (1 child) He looks kind of woozy. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] littlebluespark@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago It's from all that milking. Takes a toll after a while, ya know? πΆ permalink fedilink source parent
[β] Seraph@kbin.social 20 points 2 years ago (1 child) All those bombs and all they killed was one cow? What a waste! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] littlebluespark@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago (1 child) That's one plucky bovine! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] bradorsomething@ttrpg.network 1 point 2 years ago (1 child) He looks kind of woozy. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] littlebluespark@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago It's from all that milking. Takes a toll after a while, ya know? πΆ permalink fedilink source parent
[β] littlebluespark@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago (1 child) That's one plucky bovine! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] bradorsomething@ttrpg.network 1 point 2 years ago (1 child) He looks kind of woozy. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] littlebluespark@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago It's from all that milking. Takes a toll after a while, ya know? πΆ permalink fedilink source parent
[β] bradorsomething@ttrpg.network 1 point 2 years ago (1 child) He looks kind of woozy. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] littlebluespark@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago It's from all that milking. Takes a toll after a while, ya know? πΆ permalink fedilink source parent
[β] littlebluespark@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago It's from all that milking. Takes a toll after a while, ya know? πΆ permalink fedilink source parent
[β] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 66 points 2 years ago (4 children) The rest of the marks are bombs... Did he shoot the bombs down? Or did he drop a cow on the enemy? π€ permalink fedilink source hideshow 8 child comments replies: [β] Skua@kbin.social 21 points 2 years ago (1 child) Well the bombs explode after he drops them, so I think he can quite safely say he has destroyed those bombs permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] casual_turtle_stew_enjoyer@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 years ago So it's safe to assume the Air National Guard has access to exploding beef. Fantastic. permalink fedilink source parent [β] echodot@feddit.uk 12 points 2 years ago I think it was just a very resilient cow. But we got him in the end. permalink fedilink source parent [+] muse@fedia.io 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent [β] casual_turtle_stew_enjoyer@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 years ago* They made the commander say "holy cow!" permalink fedilink source parent
[β] Skua@kbin.social 21 points 2 years ago (1 child) Well the bombs explode after he drops them, so I think he can quite safely say he has destroyed those bombs permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] casual_turtle_stew_enjoyer@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 years ago So it's safe to assume the Air National Guard has access to exploding beef. Fantastic. permalink fedilink source parent
[β] casual_turtle_stew_enjoyer@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 years ago So it's safe to assume the Air National Guard has access to exploding beef. Fantastic. permalink fedilink source parent
[β] echodot@feddit.uk 12 points 2 years ago I think it was just a very resilient cow. But we got him in the end. permalink fedilink source parent
[+] muse@fedia.io 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent
[β] casual_turtle_stew_enjoyer@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 years ago* They made the commander say "holy cow!" permalink fedilink source parent
[β] MCHEVA4EVA@lemmy.world 21 points 2 years ago Damn that's crazy what do they put when they shoot a British solider? A little teapot? permalink fedilink source
[β] psmgx@lemmy.world 19 points 2 years ago* (2 children) Mr Cow Mr permalink fedilink source hideshow 4 child comments replies: [β] littlebluespark@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 child) The fact that this has escaped the vast majority of readers so far... permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] three@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago Pedantry is exhausting. A cow is a cow unless there is a need to specify its gender. permalink fedilink source parent [β] HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago (1 child) Cow means boy or girl bovine nowadays permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] sukhmel@programming.dev 1 point 2 years ago (1 child) But Mr usually does not permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] nickwitha_k@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 2 years ago (1 child) That's bull and you know it. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] sukhmel@programming.dev 2 points 2 years ago* (1 child) To be fair, the picture is far from making me certain. But I did look closely before posting the comment and now, and no, that doesn't look like a bull to me Edit: I decided to finally search for a story behind it if that's a bull, it has some serious health issues permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] nickwitha_k@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 2 years ago I was just being a bit punny :) "bull" being short for "bullshit". I didn't really have an opinion. permalink fedilink source parent
[β] littlebluespark@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 child) The fact that this has escaped the vast majority of readers so far... permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] three@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago Pedantry is exhausting. A cow is a cow unless there is a need to specify its gender. permalink fedilink source parent
[β] three@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago Pedantry is exhausting. A cow is a cow unless there is a need to specify its gender. permalink fedilink source parent
[β] HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago (1 child) Cow means boy or girl bovine nowadays permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] sukhmel@programming.dev 1 point 2 years ago (1 child) But Mr usually does not permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] nickwitha_k@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 2 years ago (1 child) That's bull and you know it. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] sukhmel@programming.dev 2 points 2 years ago* (1 child) To be fair, the picture is far from making me certain. But I did look closely before posting the comment and now, and no, that doesn't look like a bull to me Edit: I decided to finally search for a story behind it if that's a bull, it has some serious health issues permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] nickwitha_k@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 2 years ago I was just being a bit punny :) "bull" being short for "bullshit". I didn't really have an opinion. permalink fedilink source parent
[β] sukhmel@programming.dev 1 point 2 years ago (1 child) But Mr usually does not permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] nickwitha_k@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 2 years ago (1 child) That's bull and you know it. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] sukhmel@programming.dev 2 points 2 years ago* (1 child) To be fair, the picture is far from making me certain. But I did look closely before posting the comment and now, and no, that doesn't look like a bull to me Edit: I decided to finally search for a story behind it if that's a bull, it has some serious health issues permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] nickwitha_k@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 2 years ago I was just being a bit punny :) "bull" being short for "bullshit". I didn't really have an opinion. permalink fedilink source parent
[β] nickwitha_k@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 2 years ago (1 child) That's bull and you know it. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] sukhmel@programming.dev 2 points 2 years ago* (1 child) To be fair, the picture is far from making me certain. But I did look closely before posting the comment and now, and no, that doesn't look like a bull to me Edit: I decided to finally search for a story behind it if that's a bull, it has some serious health issues permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] nickwitha_k@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 2 years ago I was just being a bit punny :) "bull" being short for "bullshit". I didn't really have an opinion. permalink fedilink source parent
[β] sukhmel@programming.dev 2 points 2 years ago* (1 child) To be fair, the picture is far from making me certain. But I did look closely before posting the comment and now, and no, that doesn't look like a bull to me Edit: I decided to finally search for a story behind it if that's a bull, it has some serious health issues permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] nickwitha_k@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 2 years ago I was just being a bit punny :) "bull" being short for "bullshit". I didn't really have an opinion. permalink fedilink source parent
[β] nickwitha_k@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 2 years ago I was just being a bit punny :) "bull" being short for "bullshit". I didn't really have an opinion. permalink fedilink source parent
[β] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago I'm sorry but once mr cow declared jihad and joined the taliban, his days were numbered. permalink fedilink source
[β] Cipher22@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago (1 child) I assure you, this was added at someone else's behest. permalink fedilink source hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] Delphia@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago (2 children) "Its this or your new callsign is "butcher". Pick." permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [β] swab148@startrek.website 5 points 2 years ago That'd be an awesome callsign! One of my best Rangers in my most recent XCOM 2 runs was called "Butcher", and he absolutely lived up to his name πͺ permalink fedilink source parent [β] psmgx@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago Nah butcher would be a kick-ass callsign. You'd get something like udder or milker. permalink fedilink source parent
[β] Delphia@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago (2 children) "Its this or your new callsign is "butcher". Pick." permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [β] swab148@startrek.website 5 points 2 years ago That'd be an awesome callsign! One of my best Rangers in my most recent XCOM 2 runs was called "Butcher", and he absolutely lived up to his name πͺ permalink fedilink source parent [β] psmgx@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago Nah butcher would be a kick-ass callsign. You'd get something like udder or milker. permalink fedilink source parent
[β] swab148@startrek.website 5 points 2 years ago That'd be an awesome callsign! One of my best Rangers in my most recent XCOM 2 runs was called "Butcher", and he absolutely lived up to his name πͺ permalink fedilink source parent
[β] psmgx@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago Nah butcher would be a kick-ass callsign. You'd get something like udder or milker. permalink fedilink source parent
[β] fuckingkangaroos@lemm.ee 10 points 2 years ago (1 child) Incoming bovine, deploy cowntermeasures!! permalink fedilink source hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] bradorsomething@ttrpg.network 5 points 2 years ago Some high steaks maneuvering. permalink fedilink source parent
[β] bradorsomething@ttrpg.network 5 points 2 years ago Some high steaks maneuvering. permalink fedilink source parent
[β] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago Somewhere there is a cow with a few dozen A-10 tattoos ... & one paraglider tattoo. permalink fedilink source
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