▲ 1045 ▼ "Let me in right now or I swear..." (lemmy.world) submitted 2 years ago by FlyingSquid@lemmy.world [M] to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world 41 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] tja@sh.itjust.works 74 points 2 years ago If those geese could read they would be very upset permalink fedilink source
[–] Damionsipher@lemmy.world 57 points 2 years ago (2 children) I think that's at the University of Waterloo - they would routinely close entrances due to aggressive geese. permalink fedilink source hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Dasus@lemmy.world 21 points 2 years ago (1 child) Are they angry that the university never accepts any of the geese applicants? But seriously, what do the geese do inside? Just want to get in from the cold? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Strykker@programming.dev 33 points 2 years ago (2 children) They don't want in, they setup camp outside the doors and pick fights with people who walk by. So staff are probably "closing" the entrances so people don't accidentally walk out into a warzone. Canada geese are evil mean bastards permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/kitchener-waterloo/turkey-bullied-by-university-of-waterloo-geese-flies-through-3rd-floor-window-1.3041413 permalink fedilink source parent [–] jaybone@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago They don’t even say surry permalink fedilink source parent [–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago When someone suggested evacuation, a spokesperson was quoted as saying Couldn't escape if I wanted to! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 21 points 2 years ago (1 child) Are they angry that the university never accepts any of the geese applicants? But seriously, what do the geese do inside? Just want to get in from the cold? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Strykker@programming.dev 33 points 2 years ago (2 children) They don't want in, they setup camp outside the doors and pick fights with people who walk by. So staff are probably "closing" the entrances so people don't accidentally walk out into a warzone. Canada geese are evil mean bastards permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/kitchener-waterloo/turkey-bullied-by-university-of-waterloo-geese-flies-through-3rd-floor-window-1.3041413 permalink fedilink source parent [–] jaybone@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago They don’t even say surry permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Strykker@programming.dev 33 points 2 years ago (2 children) They don't want in, they setup camp outside the doors and pick fights with people who walk by. So staff are probably "closing" the entrances so people don't accidentally walk out into a warzone. Canada geese are evil mean bastards permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/kitchener-waterloo/turkey-bullied-by-university-of-waterloo-geese-flies-through-3rd-floor-window-1.3041413 permalink fedilink source parent [–] jaybone@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago They don’t even say surry permalink fedilink source parent
[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/kitchener-waterloo/turkey-bullied-by-university-of-waterloo-geese-flies-through-3rd-floor-window-1.3041413 permalink fedilink source parent
[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago They don’t even say surry permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago When someone suggested evacuation, a spokesperson was quoted as saying Couldn't escape if I wanted to! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 36 points 2 years ago (1 child) permalink fedilink source hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Sabin10@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago (2 children) To be fair, it hurts when they nip you. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago permalink fedilink source parent [–] Socsa@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 years ago Yes, if you stand perfectly still and make no attempt at defending yourself then a goose can give you a decent pinch. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Sabin10@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago (2 children) To be fair, it hurts when they nip you. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago permalink fedilink source parent [–] Socsa@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 years ago Yes, if you stand perfectly still and make no attempt at defending yourself then a goose can give you a decent pinch. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Socsa@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 years ago Yes, if you stand perfectly still and make no attempt at defending yourself then a goose can give you a decent pinch. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] x4740N@lemmy.world 25 points 2 years ago (1 child) Until the geese learn to operate the windows permalink fedilink source hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Gork@lemm.ee 11 points 2 years ago (1 child) It's bill is essentially a lever... Shouldn't take them too long to figure out. And then the food is doomed. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Natanael@slrpnk.net 16 points 2 years ago Bill... Gated? By Windows? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Gork@lemm.ee 11 points 2 years ago (1 child) It's bill is essentially a lever... Shouldn't take them too long to figure out. And then the food is doomed. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Natanael@slrpnk.net 16 points 2 years ago Bill... Gated? By Windows? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Natanael@slrpnk.net 16 points 2 years ago Bill... Gated? By Windows? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Eggcat@lemmy.ml 25 points 2 years ago "please help me in sir instead of taking pictures of me and then putting them on a social media app sir, sir just let me in man" the goose permalink fedilink source
[–] alcoholicorn@lemmy.ml 19 points 2 years ago (2 children) You only have to fight a goose one time and it'll start leaving you alone. permalink fedilink source hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] gregorum@lemm.ee 23 points 2 years ago* (1 child) That is a damn lie. The goose will just come back with its buddies permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 13 points 2 years ago (1 child) Just fight each of his buddies once and they'll leave you alone. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] misc@lemmy.sdf.org 1 point 2 years ago Then the buddies buddies will come for you . permalink fedilink source parent [–] Hugh_Jeggs@lemm.ee 16 points 2 years ago (2 children) Feed them dandelions and they're your friend forever tho Ask me how I know permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] old_machine_breaking_apart@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 years ago (1 child) How do you know? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Hugh_Jeggs@lemm.ee 11 points 2 years ago (1 child) Well you see, my neighbour has geese. I read somewhere they love dandelion leaves, so I'd bring them a handful whenever I was walking the dog. They are now so friendly I can pat them on the head My wife said one day that every time she walks the dog and passes the geese, they start honking like mad and run up to the fence Turns out the geese think it's the dog that's bringing the dandelion leaves 😂 permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] nickwitha_k@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 2 years ago "Delicious Leaf Friend! Where are your agreed-upon offerings?" permalink fedilink source parent [–] BluesF@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) Which bit of the dandelion? The flower? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Hugh_Jeggs@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago (1 child) The leaves. They're actually quite tasty, like peppery lettuce, but they make you pee a lot. The french call them pissenlit, or "Pee the bed" permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] BluesF@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago You can also force them with a bucket and they taste sweeter (supposedly). But if we're feeding them to the geese then I'll stick to making wine from the flowers permalink fedilink source parent
[–] gregorum@lemm.ee 23 points 2 years ago* (1 child) That is a damn lie. The goose will just come back with its buddies permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 13 points 2 years ago (1 child) Just fight each of his buddies once and they'll leave you alone. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] misc@lemmy.sdf.org 1 point 2 years ago Then the buddies buddies will come for you . permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 13 points 2 years ago (1 child) Just fight each of his buddies once and they'll leave you alone. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] misc@lemmy.sdf.org 1 point 2 years ago Then the buddies buddies will come for you . permalink fedilink source parent
[–] misc@lemmy.sdf.org 1 point 2 years ago Then the buddies buddies will come for you . permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Hugh_Jeggs@lemm.ee 16 points 2 years ago (2 children) Feed them dandelions and they're your friend forever tho Ask me how I know permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] old_machine_breaking_apart@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 years ago (1 child) How do you know? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Hugh_Jeggs@lemm.ee 11 points 2 years ago (1 child) Well you see, my neighbour has geese. I read somewhere they love dandelion leaves, so I'd bring them a handful whenever I was walking the dog. They are now so friendly I can pat them on the head My wife said one day that every time she walks the dog and passes the geese, they start honking like mad and run up to the fence Turns out the geese think it's the dog that's bringing the dandelion leaves 😂 permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] nickwitha_k@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 2 years ago "Delicious Leaf Friend! Where are your agreed-upon offerings?" permalink fedilink source parent [–] BluesF@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) Which bit of the dandelion? The flower? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Hugh_Jeggs@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago (1 child) The leaves. They're actually quite tasty, like peppery lettuce, but they make you pee a lot. The french call them pissenlit, or "Pee the bed" permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] BluesF@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago You can also force them with a bucket and they taste sweeter (supposedly). But if we're feeding them to the geese then I'll stick to making wine from the flowers permalink fedilink source parent
[–] old_machine_breaking_apart@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 years ago (1 child) How do you know? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Hugh_Jeggs@lemm.ee 11 points 2 years ago (1 child) Well you see, my neighbour has geese. I read somewhere they love dandelion leaves, so I'd bring them a handful whenever I was walking the dog. They are now so friendly I can pat them on the head My wife said one day that every time she walks the dog and passes the geese, they start honking like mad and run up to the fence Turns out the geese think it's the dog that's bringing the dandelion leaves 😂 permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] nickwitha_k@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 2 years ago "Delicious Leaf Friend! Where are your agreed-upon offerings?" permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Hugh_Jeggs@lemm.ee 11 points 2 years ago (1 child) Well you see, my neighbour has geese. I read somewhere they love dandelion leaves, so I'd bring them a handful whenever I was walking the dog. They are now so friendly I can pat them on the head My wife said one day that every time she walks the dog and passes the geese, they start honking like mad and run up to the fence Turns out the geese think it's the dog that's bringing the dandelion leaves 😂 permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] nickwitha_k@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 2 years ago "Delicious Leaf Friend! Where are your agreed-upon offerings?" permalink fedilink source parent
[–] nickwitha_k@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 2 years ago "Delicious Leaf Friend! Where are your agreed-upon offerings?" permalink fedilink source parent
[–] BluesF@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) Which bit of the dandelion? The flower? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Hugh_Jeggs@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago (1 child) The leaves. They're actually quite tasty, like peppery lettuce, but they make you pee a lot. The french call them pissenlit, or "Pee the bed" permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] BluesF@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago You can also force them with a bucket and they taste sweeter (supposedly). But if we're feeding them to the geese then I'll stick to making wine from the flowers permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Hugh_Jeggs@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago (1 child) The leaves. They're actually quite tasty, like peppery lettuce, but they make you pee a lot. The french call them pissenlit, or "Pee the bed" permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] BluesF@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago You can also force them with a bucket and they taste sweeter (supposedly). But if we're feeding them to the geese then I'll stick to making wine from the flowers permalink fedilink source parent
[–] BluesF@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago You can also force them with a bucket and they taste sweeter (supposedly). But if we're feeding them to the geese then I'll stick to making wine from the flowers permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago (1 child) I wish I had a goose visit. I'd give him some chicken feed. permalink fedilink source hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] 01011@monero.town 19 points 2 years ago (2 children) Geese are some of nature's biggest assholes. Very aggressive birds. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] filcuk@lemmy.zip 15 points 2 years ago (1 child) Nothing to break up monotonous office day like looking out a window to see a coworker running for their life permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago HONK permalink fedilink source parent [–] Samsy@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 years ago* (1 child) If I were a goose, the nature destroying humans are the biggest assholes. Its always the point of view. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] 01011@monero.town 5 points 2 years ago Humans are no doubt apex assholes. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] 01011@monero.town 19 points 2 years ago (2 children) Geese are some of nature's biggest assholes. Very aggressive birds. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] filcuk@lemmy.zip 15 points 2 years ago (1 child) Nothing to break up monotonous office day like looking out a window to see a coworker running for their life permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago HONK permalink fedilink source parent [–] Samsy@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 years ago* (1 child) If I were a goose, the nature destroying humans are the biggest assholes. Its always the point of view. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] 01011@monero.town 5 points 2 years ago Humans are no doubt apex assholes. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] filcuk@lemmy.zip 15 points 2 years ago (1 child) Nothing to break up monotonous office day like looking out a window to see a coworker running for their life permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago HONK permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Samsy@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 years ago* (1 child) If I were a goose, the nature destroying humans are the biggest assholes. Its always the point of view. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] 01011@monero.town 5 points 2 years ago Humans are no doubt apex assholes. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] 01011@monero.town 5 points 2 years ago Humans are no doubt apex assholes. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] random_character_a@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago For some reason I got a hankering to rewatch From. permalink fedilink source
[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 child) If you're cold, they're cold. Let them in. permalink fedilink source hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world [S] 3 points 2 years ago It's a Canada goose. It's far more accustomed to cold. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world [S] 3 points 2 years ago It's a Canada goose. It's far more accustomed to cold. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] arken@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago "It's a lovely morning in the village, and you are a horrible goose." permalink fedilink source
[–] Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago inb4 Peace was never an option 🔪 permalink fedilink source
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