This politician eliminated pollution overnight! Other politicians hate him, see how he did it.

Bloomberg headline

Trains were never late either.

…never said they run on time but I’m not wrong am I

The real version of this would be the Empire erasing that it ever happened.

I was so happy to see him return in TCW. Yeah he got overconfident in ANH, but he was such a great character and I always wanted to know more about him. You don’t get to be the only non-Sith in the top 3 of the Empire as an idiot.

I read his novel but found it just okay.

Hexbear be like

Their carbon footprint gone, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in support and were suddenly appeased.

He also reduced Alderann to 0 soooo Angry rebel noises

But no one on alderaan is working any more? Thats 100% unenployment? Sad. many such cases

Surely the problem of employment is below him as a Grand Moff. Shouldn't the planetary governors deal with it?

enlightened centrism
...or something.

Israeli objective identified.

Mitchell and Webb — Kill All the Poor

Really loved Cushing in The Hound of Baskervilles.