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[–] 15 points 2 years ago (3 children)

If your tacos are making you constipated you're doing it wrong.

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  • [–] 20 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    If your tacos cause you gastric distress of any kind, you're a weakling, and your bloodline must end.

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  • [–] 9 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    It's such a common meme that I guess there must be some truth to it, but even as an IBS sufferer the idea that exposure to any vaguely ethnic food will cause a white person's ass to explode the next day is utterly baffling.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Jackfruit and beet tacos with curtido

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    No fried egg. That'd be like New Mexico mixed with Melbourne. Just Austin.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Sorry for the bad guess, I've never met anybody that likes beets... but I see beets all the time in Aussie recipes... (I hate them)

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago* (1 child)

    I know what you mean, the Aussie burger with a beetroot slice and a fried egg. I always liked pickled beets. My mom called them 'brain food' and I think they're good in a kinda pickle sense, if you're eating a bunch of southern food or a salad. I lived in North Dakota and up there people cook them like potatoes... not really that bad other than how they turn your pee fuschia, which seems weird for a while.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    I think it's a diarrhea face. Yeah, that's a fun thing to say out loud.

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    [–] 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

    What is a post taco? And why does it look like Kirk is sticking his "post taco" up his ass?

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago

    This is the best community on the internet. Never had I been so consistently in stitches.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago

    So you can get some ointments what can help with that

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago

    You make it til the next morning? I'm lucky it I make it 20 minutes

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