What a cunning design

This is how gamers become competitive in the dating scene! /s

This would be a good disability aid for quadriplegic, or a bilateral nubbie.

Cant wait to watch someone beat Elden Ring with this

New tinder profile requirement. What's your osu! rank using only the mouth pad.

Nahh, I think I will just keep my tongue where it belongs

inside my bf

Ok this is obviously ridiculous but your tongue is actually really dextrous so it might be functional, if complete absurd.

since all the good jokes have already been made, I'll just point out that this reminds me of the "phone" interface described in William Gibson "jackpot" series.

When I first looked at the Steam Deck, I thought for sure the track pads would be terrible. I expected them to be uncomfortable and clunky and horrible to use for any extended period of time, only useful for getting through some launchers on or doing some quick configuration. I expected to use an external mouse or the touch screen for any serious mousing.

I eventually bought it and was completely wrong. The first game I played fully on the Deck was a tower defense game called Dinosaurs Go Home! (I had gotten it in a Humble Bundle). It was pretty much entirely played using the right track pad, and it was fantastic. Sometimes for FPS's I'll even use the right stick as a coarse control and the right track pad as a fine control. When I play emulators, the track pads are radial menus to control save states and emulation speed.

All this to say- I know this looks ridiculous, but I have learned to not make such assumptions. This could totally be useful for a lot of applications. Heck, sometimes at work it gets really annoying to keep moving my right hand between my mouse and the keyboard, and this would eliminate that.