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[–] 5 points 3 days ago

I was the printer goddess of my office. All I did was change the paper default from Letter to A4. I could also change the toner cartridges.

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  • [–] 18 points 4 days ago (1 child)
  • [–] 5 points 3 days ago* (2 children)

    For when you don't actually want to damage the prop, so you kick it in away that no human has ever kicked anything ever before.

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  • [–] 3 points 3 days ago

    I was in vacation in Guadeloupe, trying to rent a bike on a small island, when the guy at the rentals asked me what I was doing for a living. I stayed vague and just said I worked in IT but it was enough to move the conversation about his broken printer and the fact that he had to buy a new one. He asked if I could take a look at the broken one, I replied that I was on vacation, and he said that it wasn't very nice of me. There was no language barrier as we both spoke French natively, but I'm socially awkward and maybe it was just a joke. I'm still not sure if he was just making small talk, or expecting me to check the printer.

    I obviously didn't, and I recommend touring the island of Marie-Galante on a bike, it's worth it.

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  • [–] 28 points 5 days ago (2 children)

    I still sport my old Think Geek T-Shirt: 'No I Will Not Fix Your Computer' to family functions.

    The IT guy plight is real.

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  • [–] 4 points 3 days ago*

    My go to was once it turned into troubleshooting I said "$55 an hour, that's my rate". If they said "why so expensive?" I'd follow up with "because I don't want to do it." Usually got a laugh and if they were actually willing to pay then they actually needed help, not just "why computer no computer gooder"

    Probably made me look like an ass a few times, but I'm at the cookout, I don't wanna work on your busted-ass Chromebook from 2013. I want to hang out, eat a burger, drink some beer, and not work.

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  • [–] 21 points 5 days ago (2 children)

    "Haha that shirt is funny. Anyway I have this brand new 7 year old HP laptop and suddenly it's all sluggish and when I try to open another chrome tab it freezes for a few minutes."

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  • [–] 3 points 3 days ago

    My objection is the fact that it's always the technophones that seem to have the most complicated technical issues. Like my mother who managed to uninstall the driver for the embedded fingerprint reader in her laptop,

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  • [–] 17 points 5 days ago (1 child)

    Shoot

    First me then the printer

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  • [–] 5 points 4 days ago (2 children)

    Its a WiFi inkjet printer you say? You haven't used it in six months you say?

    Please Shoot!

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  • [–] 4 points 3 days ago (1 child)

    My inkjet is elite. It will do a perfect nozzle check several days in a row, then when I actually need to print something the next day, the black is clogged.

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  • [–] 4 points 3 days ago (2 children)

    Mine would always refuse to print this black and white texture again because it was out of magenta.

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  • [–] 4 points 3 days ago

    Mine will wake up everyone in the postcode with it's clonk-a-donk thwap brrrrrrr^rzrzrzrzrzrzrz^crack fwip-rrrrrrr-fwip at any time of night but not even try to get an address from DHCP.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 days ago

    That's why you just reset the chip manually.

    Once I accidentally found that printing in photo mode doesn't use black ink. So I can get a dark enough colour for documents by telling the printer it's using photo paper. (Except one time when I printed on matte sticker paper ond it decided not to print any of the black.)

    I thought it was because the black had pigment ink, but even after a thorough manual flush before switching to dye ink, I still get clogged nozzles. I never had this much blockage on the old family Epson, so who knows, maybe this one just hates me.

    The only reason I haven't switched to laser is because they just don't compare to the res of inkjets and I mostly use my printer for miniatures and other art projects.

    1.5cm vinyl sleeve covers printed with an inkjet

    I just couldn't get this level of detail on a laser :(

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  • [–] 2 points 3 days ago (1 child)

    Such a plight. I sadly still have to do this on occasion for family. But I usually get a free dinner out of it.

    9/10 it has been the printer got a new IP from DHCP and the idiotic phones/laptops still used the previous one. I'm hoping a DHCP reservation will keep me a bit more sane.

    But don't get me started on ws-print bullshit.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 days ago

    Got tired of that stuff when my wife was working from home. Brief power outage and everything got new IP addresses.

    Ended up putting the IP info on the printer manually to an address outside DHCP scope

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  • [–] 6 points 5 days ago

    He looks like he works in IT.

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  • [–] 5 points 5 days ago

    I used to work as it support and i still have nightmares from the customers' printer problems.

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  • [–] 4 points 5 days ago (2 children)

    Eh I never minded. I preferred printer problems. Fixing the default printing source made me cool. Downloading a driver or pointing a user to the right network printer made me a hero. Replacing a roller or a fuser so the printer stopped jamming elevated me to legendary. Much more relaxing then fixing someone's janky SQL "formula" because their "excel is broken."

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  • [–] 4 points 3 days ago*

    Yup. "My excel is broken" is nightmare stuff. Fixing a printer can be as easy as unjamming some paper or replacing a toner cartridge.

    And when it‘s really bad, you at least know that you for real can‘t do anything and have to wait for replacement parts or a technician. So no procrastination about how to fix it while you should be doing other things.

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  • [–] 1 point 3 days ago (1 child)

    Except the myriad of protocols and driver issues. Contemporary printer is, how you should not have implenented it, just because it was done like that in the 70s.

    Seriously, why does my PC need to know how that piece of curses has to handle a pdf?

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  • [–] 2 points 3 days ago

    Yeah but I like that stuff. It gives me options so I have a more space to work around unruly printers. I can't tell you how many times an outdated generic driver from the dark ages was the fix I needed. Especially helpful when working with clients using proprietary software that doesn't play well with others.

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  • [–] 3 points 5 days ago

    Looking at printers is how I got into tech maintenance

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