They're right.

They're all good dogs bront.

"We bred them to be like that, do we get credit for it?"

not gonna argue that one, but I have to wonder what's up with cats tho.

I mean, I get it, but you are also stealing my dog and I'll be very upset. I would like to think they would be upset too.

I'm very okay with that.

Deservedly!

My Computer Just Became Self Aware

"We created you as slaves to harvest gold for our ships And when the planet was dry we'd wipe you out and just dip But someone made the argument that that did not seem quite fair Because of psilocybin mushrooms you'd become self aware It was the 'Fruit of the Garden' in the legends you tell Heaven's with us in the stars, you're trapped in digital Hell A simulation of creation that serves as your probation Before you're introduced to the galactic population..."

Why does the alien speak human when they are talking to a dog?