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Transcript4 Panel Comic

Panel 1: an alien floats in the air suspended by a column of light before a bewildered guy and his dog.

Guy: Holy crap!! Aliens!!!

Panel 2: Alien floating in the column of light speaks to the guy and his dog.

Alien: We have determined your species worthy of galactic ascension.

Panel 3: the alien reaches out, the guy lifts his arms ready to be received.

Guy: Yes!! Finally!!!

Panel 4: The alien takes a dumb looking, but happy, golden retriever. The guy is shocked.

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My Computer Just Became Self Aware

"We created you as slaves to harvest gold for our ships And when the planet was dry we'd wipe you out and just dip But someone made the argument that that did not seem quite fair Because of psilocybin mushrooms you'd become self aware It was the 'Fruit of the Garden' in the legends you tell Heaven's with us in the stars, you're trapped in digital Hell A simulation of creation that serves as your probation Before you're introduced to the galactic population..."

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