Who the fuck is voluntarily going to the US in the first place?

Mar A Lago's Revenge

As a family owned and operated company, we are deeply concerned for those who became ill, their families, and the many Americans whose trust in the safety of their fresh produce has been shaken

What a fucking load of bull.

The likely reason for this outbreak is because you didn't provide toilets to your farm workers, who had to shit in the fields where they work.

Not even an apology for your workers, you PR scum.

Advertencia de Trumporrhea!

This is a valid thing even without the current diarrhea epidemic.
US food is objectively shit, the poor quality and ingredients that are banned almost everywhere else being only some of many reaasons.

Don't drink Mexico's water and don't eat America's lettuce.

trumporrhea

34 states? Isn't that the number felonies?

It's called Montezuma's revenge on Mexico. So in America what should we call it?

Trump's Tummy Troubles? America's Enema?

Visited the US and now I'm just squitting Trumpwater out of my arse.

I went to the States and got Pocahontas’s Revenge.

Mexico: "They certainly give us the shits!"

This is the diplomatic way to say "takes one to know one" in response to the accusation of "shithole country."

We are actively, aggressively dismantling as much vital government services as we can to pad the bottom lines of as many oligarchs as possible with the continued Trickle Down Reagan Economics promises that need just one more election cycle to come to fruition, despite all available data pointing to the contrary.

... but if the data is "woke" I guess it's to be ignored.

The parasite will tickle your intestines and force you to lose weight. All thanks to Don's Green Apple Splatter.

Don't eat the lettuce

Lol, Mexico's salads are just as bad as drinking there water, been there 😞