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[โ€“] 7 points 4 days ago (1 child)

I wanna be pre-ordered--------

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  • [โ€“] [S] 4 points 4 days ago (1 child)

    Why do you think people on here have flirted with you for years? :3

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  • [โ€“] 4 points 4 days ago (1 child)

    becuz its funny and kinda expected and just the vibe here and what u just do....

    its what ive been doing too recently.

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  • [โ€“] [S] 3 points 4 days ago (1 child)

    It's fun to flirt, isn't it? Especially when there are so many sweethearts who you know will just be so cute when they finally blossom. If I think they'll appreciate the attention, I give it to them, as I know how affirming it is to be wanted for who you want to be.

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  • [โ€“] 10 points 6 days ago (1 child)
  • [โ€“] 4 points 6 days ago (1 child)

    my past partners all turned out to be lesbian and i still didn't get it

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  • [โ€“] 90 points 1 week ago (1 child)

    "Preorder your local transbian now for only 15 Blรฅhajs and a year's supply of E!"

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  • [โ€“] 42 points 1 week ago (2 children)

    Look, I'll sweeten the deal. You can have me for free, please just take me.

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  • [โ€“] 49 points 1 week ago

    Spawncamping

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  • [โ€“] 41 points 1 week ago (1 child)

    I'm in beta test already เซฎโ‚ ยด ๊’ณ `โ‚Žแƒ Needs more bug testing though :3

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  • [โ€“] 32 points 1 week ago (1 child)
  • [โ€“] 19 points 1 week ago (1 child)

    Test was successful. But data insufficient :3

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  • [โ€“] 12 points 1 week ago (1 child)

    Testing must continue. At the end, there will be cake.

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  • [โ€“] 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

    No cake for puppies though :3 I could be delivered in a cube with a heart on it.

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  • [โ€“] 31 points 1 week ago

    Beat the rush! Reserve your cutie-patootie today!

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  • [โ€“] 3 points 1 week ago (1 child)

    Imagine living life alone and missing your "soulmate" because you were too much a nerd to let people enjoy shit how they like. It would be a top 10 saddest thing in life.

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  • [โ€“] 32 points 1 week ago (1 child)

    Not sure you understood the post? The joke is that OP is a trans woman who hasn't realized it yet (an egg, see the community title), and the lesbians are "preordering" by hitting on this person cause they've already realized they're trans.

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