#476 (2017-06-21) (discuss.online)
submitted 1 week ago by [M] to c/exo@discuss.online
 

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Everyone post their favourite knock knock jokes, go! :D

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[โ€“] 16 points 1 week ago (1 child)
  • [โ€“] 7 points 1 week ago

    Knock knock.

    Who's there?

    Ahtch.

    Ahtch who?

    Gesundheit.

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  • [โ€“] 4 points 1 week ago* (1 child)

    Is this a riff on Count With Chicken Lady?

    I couldn't remember any 'knock knock' jokes aside from 'interrupting cow' and everyone knows it at this point, so I looked up a bunch of them and the only one I chuckled at, went as follows:

    Knock knock

    Who's there?

    A little old lady who

    A little old lady who who?

    I didn't know you could yodel.

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  • Hell, I'd be wondering all night how the pigeon spoke chickenese, too. ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ

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