Essentially, I want us to sound like cavemen.

I'll start:

HomesliceAbe was playing Mario kart and HomesliceAbe's dad couldn't think of name of one of courses (HomesliceAbe thinks name was "Moonview Highway?). HomesliceAbe's dad called course "Homeslice Highway" and HomesliceAbe thought new name was hilarious. Also, HomesliceAbe is big fan of Abraham Lincoln.

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[โ€“] 138 points 3 years ago (5 children)
  • [โ€“] 43 points 3 years ago* (3 children)

    Lies. Girls myth. Me never seen.

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    [โ€“] 117 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    Signup for lemmy through memmy. Choose normal name. Invalid name. Choose normal name with number. Invalid name. Choose invalid name. OK.

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    [โ€“] 41 points 3 years ago

    On Lemmy. Am man.

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  • [โ€“] 39 points 3 years ago* (1 child)

    Just name. Boring. Add magik! No more boring

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    [โ€“] 36 points 3 years ago (1 child)
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    Name funny. Many Y.

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    Clouds get low

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  • [โ€“] 21 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    Left bagel in kitchen Go upstairs Where bagel

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    Squirrels in yard. Squirrel gnawing on corner of house. Squirrel.

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    [โ€“] 20 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    Instance name lemy.lol. lol thought would be funny.

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  • [โ€“] 18 points 3 years ago

    am very cute

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    [โ€“] 14 points 3 years ago

    Girl pretty and strong. Girl cool and brave. Mash names together.

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    [โ€“] 13 points 3 years ago

    Choose two random words

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    Who knows? But plan to find out

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  • [โ€“] 12 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    donuts good. donuts fun. donuts make happy. (donuts not healthy, maybe avoid.)

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    [โ€“] 12 points 3 years ago

    Humanity sucks. Destroys ecosystems. Feel hopeless.

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    x * y * log (x)

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  • [โ€“] 11 points 3 years ago

    "Very dark. Likely be eaten by grue."

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  • [โ€“] 11 points 3 years ago

    Looked at birth name. Took first letters. Added trademark - distinguishes from others because original. Became EccTM.

    *shakes fist at random dubai toastmaster group on birdsite for using EccTM too*

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  • [โ€“] 11 points 3 years ago* (1 child)

    Try to push code to remote repositories. Make typo. Command doesn't work. Get annoyed. Repeat gazillion times

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    [โ€“] 10 points 3 years ago

    reading theory

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  • [โ€“] 9 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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    [โ€“] 9 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    s20 took class in college. Class had anonymous essay final. s20 was assigned designation s20 for judging. s20 decides s stood for student, thought ha-ha funny.

    s20 realizes story not that interesting. s20 ashamed name origin boring.

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    [โ€“] 8 points 3 years ago

    Chicken taste good

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  • [โ€“] 8 points 3 years ago

    Username generator

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